Sometimes I wish I could post in here vlog style so that when I tell a story, everyone could get a better sense of the utter absurdity. But then again, maybe it's better Not to emphasize that...
I just got into a...a BRAWL with a dark chocolate bar. I whacked it with a meat tenderizer, and it fought back, hardcore. I don't know who won, but the foil wrapper most definitely lost.
So today's lesson has been: ...never mind, I didn't actually learn anything.