If you're anything like me...

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Lynx

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
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So this cartoon gave me an idea for a new thread. It's a very frivolous thread, I don't expect it to last too long and I suppose a certain person will drop by at some point to castigate us for wasting time here. But in the meantime... BEGIN!

I'll start.

If you're anything like me you probably keep that pesky lawn under control with a blowtorch. Hey, it's effective! But did you know they make tools specifically for cutting grass? And using them doesn't require having the fire department on standby alert.

BONUS! You will also stop getting those glares and threatening letters from neighbors. You know how testy they get when they think their houses are going to burn down.
 
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jennymae

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Uh..oh...if you're anything like me you are probably making the wrong decissions down at the filling station, but did you know, if you start reading the info saying that diesel and gas aren't equivalents you will not be laughed out of state meanwhile some nice guys from a garage are towing your car to the garage while they are asking you how you ended up filling gas on your diesel truck.
 
kodiak

kodiak

Senior Member
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Lynx said:


So this cartoon gave me an idea for a new thread. It's a very frivolous thread, I don't expect it to last too long and I suppose a certain person will drop by at some point to castigate us for wasting time here. But in the meantime... BEGIN!

I'll start.

If you're anything like me you probably keep that pesky lawn under control with a blowtorch. Hey, it's effective! But did you know they make tools specifically for cutting grass? And using them doesn't require having the fire department on standby alert.

BONUS! You will also stop getting those glares and threatening letters from neighbors. You know how testy they get when they think their houses are going to burn down.
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If you are anything like me, you would mail your neighbors who sent those letters chocolate, graham crackers, marshmallows and a stick for the marshmallows to go on. :p
 
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cmarieh

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If you are anything like me you make attempt to get the casserole dish out of the oven with bare hands and as a result you end up burning yourself:(

I need to verbally remind myself to grab the potholders so I don't get burned.

TRUE STORY:(
 
Nautilus

Nautilus

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Jun 29, 2012
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meat thermometer? amateurs.
 
jandian

jandian

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Feb 12, 2011
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If you anything like me, you have attempted straightening your hair with a clothing iron:cool:...lol
Seriously
 
G4JC

G4JC

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While this is a pointless thread, I couldn't resist...

If you're anything like me, you're pasta sauce and meatballs explodes like a volcano on the stove because it was turned up too hot, spraying colorful red sauce all over!
 
Dino246

Dino246

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I think G4JC and I must be somewhat alike...

If you're anything like me, you will try to blend homemade soup to a smooth consistency while it is still hot, and have the blender lid burst open from the sudden pressure increase from steam being released, resulting in hot soup spraying across your kitchen.

Twice.
 
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LiJo

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If you're anything like me, you'd spend 15 minutes looking for your sunglasses and then look in the mirror only to see you've had it on your head the whole time .....sigh :/
 
Olerica

Olerica

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You hide extra keys outside your house because you ALWAYS close and lock every door you go through out of a well established habit.
 
JesusLives

JesusLives

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If you are anything like this Blond you will wonder why the pet rock won't eat.
 
violakat

violakat

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If you are anything like me, your phone alarm will deactivate itself, causing you to wake up fifteen minutes after you were suppose to be on duty. And then wonder, after first awaking, if it's Tuesday or Saturday.
 
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MollyConnor

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If you're anything like me, you let the food cook on the stove while you do other things. You come back at a different time and usually find it burnt! Try using a timer instead!

If you're anything like me, you keep buying books even though you have plenty of them to read at home.
Try reading the ones you have first before buying more...otherwise your pile will continue to grow and it can overwhelm you!
 
Olerica

Olerica

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MollyConnor said:
If you're anything like me, you let the food cook on the stove while you do other things. You come back at a different time and usually find it burnt! Try using a timer instead!

If you're anything like me, you keep buying books even though you have plenty of them to read at home.
Try reading the ones you have first before buying more...otherwise your pile will continue to grow and it can overwhelm you!
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I am like you on both counts. Count #1, I've leaned (after many years of slightly charred dinner) what it smells like just before it's ready.

I have no cure for #2.
 
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VioletReigns

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...you saw this movie dozens of times and never tire of it's riveting plot. :rolleyes:

[video=youtube;SGMLt1duqhg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGMLt1duqhg[/video]
 
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JeniBean

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If you're anything like me you will wonder why everyone assumes because you're blonde you're not intelligent and then you say an asinine statement and realize you do have an airy side.
 
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Rush

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I'm with Olerica on the book one. I neither see a problem with, nor care to cure this condition ;)
 
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