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LiJo

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This thread was inspired by Melita.....let's have some fun and post some pick up lines, but let's keep it PG rated.
I'll start :D

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slave

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"Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me, let me be a gentlemen and help you with that..." Ok, possibly PG13.
 

BruceWayne

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lol oh my..

I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?
You heard about Pluto? That's messed up right?
Your face! I like it.
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first. <---- works every time.
 

Roh_Chris

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If you were a booger I'd pick you first. <---- works every time.
Have you ever tried it? The last time I said that to my then-gf, she wanted to punch my nose. :rolleyes:


I like this one -

 

Elisabet

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"Want to know the difference between you and a pencil?"
" yeah, what?"
" pencil is for writing on a paper, you are for writing stories in my heart"

*classic pick up lines in Indonesia* *rolls eyes*
 
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You must be a teacher... because you got a lot of class.

(If she is getting tired of your advances)

You must be a doctor... because you have a lot of patience (punning upon patients)
 

Elisabet

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"I am scared of horror movies but i am more scared of aeeing you falling for other people."
 

shineyourlight

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Ohhh my goodness. My favorite thread EVER.





 

jsr1221

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I lost my number. Can I have yours?
 

melita916

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Hahahaha!!!!!! I'm gonna love it here cuz i love cheesy pick up lines!

Thanks LiJo!!!!!!

I'm the inspiration of the thread :D lol
 

jsr1221

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"Hi, I'm Will... God's Will."

Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

I never believed in predestination until I met you.
 

jsr1221

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Are you a missionary? Cause I be mission you.
 
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CarolSampaio

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LOL I'm loving this thread so much!!!

My face hurts... can't stop smiling....
 

melita916

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if i ever get married, i will use cheesy pick up lines on my husband all.the.time!

"hey. are you a 90 degree angle? cuz you be looking riiiiiiiiiight!"

:D
 

Lynx

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Most disturbing one I ever heard: "You're so fine, I'd drink a tub of your bath water."

It was the title of a big book of cheesy pick-up lines. I never made it past the cover so I didn't bother buying it.
 
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CarolSampaio

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if i ever get married, i will use cheesy pick up lines on my husband all.the.time!

"hey. are you a 90 degree angle? cuz you be looking riiiiiiiiiight!"

:D
That's a cheesy and a smart one all at once!!!! Awesome!!! :D
 

tourist

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I can't wait for tomorrow 'cause you're getting better looking everyday.
 

melita916

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ohhhhhhhhhhh i'm gonna use this one!

 

Lynx

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I dunno... whenever I hear "Just my type" I keep thinking about cheesy vampire pickup lines.
 

melita916

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"i'm not a photographer, but i can picture us together."

ohhhhhhhhh man!!! hahaha

maybe this is why i'm single :\

:D