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[melita916]

God help my husband... if i get married that is lol

 

[slave]

I lost my number. Can I have yours?

"Last night I was reading the book of Numbers and I realized I didn't have yours."

 

[BruceWayne]

I've actually used this before haha. Except she was already my girlfriend and I actually did scrape my knee. Also, the bandaid was Hello Kitty. It was a tough moment for me.

 

[slave]

God help my husband... if i get married that is lol

"God is helping your husband are you helping yourself to His fruit?" "You Go pluck them there vines Sista!" Some men have to be knocked out of the tree! Not knocked out, for those with such a mis-guided understanding to that sentence....smile.

 

[slave]

"God is helping your husband are you helping yourself to His fruit?" "You Go pluck them there vines Sista!" Some men have to be knocked out of the tree! Not knocked out, for those with such a mis-guided understanding to that sentence....smile.

That would actually be a good line too..."Hi, did you know God was helping put together your husband? Yeah, I came by to offer you a sample." Of coarse the marriage start point may kill it, try this instead, "I know of some really sweet fruit God has made would you like to try some?" .....she says sure,........you extend a humble hand -shake and say, "Hello, my name is [ ? ] what's yours?"

 

[BruceWayne]

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
People call me Bruce, but you can call me tonight.
Your eyes are blue like the ocean and baby, I'm lost at sea.
I'm not trying to impress you or anything... but, I'm Batman!(Unfortunately, only I can use this one. Sorry, guys.)

 

[shineyourlight]

 

[Mo0448]

to that I reply with...

 

[LiJo]

Ya'll are great!!! Lots of good stuff!!! LMBO

 

[melita916]

 

[jsr1221]

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
People call me Bruce, but you can call me tonight.
Your eyes are blue like the ocean and baby, I'm lost at sea.
I'm not trying to impress you or anything... but, I'm Batman!(Unfortunately, only I can use this one. Sorry, guys.)

I'm not saying I'm Batman.. I'm just saying no one has seen me and Batman in the same room.

 

[maxwel]

I'm kind of shocked that most of the pick-up lines here are all coming from the ladies.

I'm starting to feel like a cheese doodle in a marijuana shop.

 

[shineyourlight]

I'm starting to feel like a cheese doodle in a marijuana shop.

I have never heard a simile like this one before.

*takes notes*

 

[melita916]

i'm gonna use this one soon. maybe. idk yet.

 

[Mo0448]

Are you tired?! Because you've been running through my mind ALL day!

Guy: Are you alright did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Guy: When you fell from heaven you ANGEL!


You know what this shirt is made out of?! Boyfriend Material (this one just kills me!)


Disclaimer:

Don't use pick-up lines...JUST DON'T DO IT!

 

[melita916]

i'm sure this one will work for me cuz... it has to! *adds it to list*

should i use this line? or nah?

 

[Hellooo]

 

[melita916]

i gotta keep this thread alive!!!

but this one. right here. might be. my. favorite.

 

[tourist]

I'm kind of shocked that most of the pick-up lines here are all coming from the ladies.

I'm starting to feel like a cheese doodle in a marijuana shop.

Perhaps you're a munchie.

 

[Descyple]

Hi, I'm "Hot", which means you must be "Lucky".

I made that one up myself. No, really I did!!!