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"Arent you tired? You have been running in my mind all day"

Have someone written this yet? I didnt check all the posts :p
 
"Do you believe in predestination? No? Then you're a heretic. Fortunately for you, I am fond of heretics, they are more challenging. Shall we debate during a nice fancy dinner?"

I can always get Arminian women to go out with me using this line!!!


P.S. The "heretics" part is just a joke. But if you think I'm being serious and you want to debate me about it, then I'll pick you up at 8:00pm. Dress nice!!!
 
A flower for a flower (give her a flower)

Heaven must be missing an angel




xD I don't use either
 
Well.. she has to have been to a wedding, but if she has, then ask her if she caught anything. It works like a charm!

Or you could resort to complements about her figure like "baby, you've got curves like a race track."

Or just be honest and say things like "wow, those eyes are gorgeous, I don't think I'd ever get tired of looking into them." You'd better mean it though or you're a dead man.
 
I actually had a weird guy abruptly ask me if I was married or engaged. I responded no, I am neither, I am waiting on God to show me the right one. Talk about a pickup line. Lol

I am actually old school and prefer a man to say, "hello, my name is.........and may I sit down so we can get to know each other?"
 
cmarieh said:
I actually had a weird guy abruptly ask me if I was married or engaged. I responded no, I am neither, I am waiting on God to show me the right one. Talk about a pickup line. Lol

I am actually old school and prefer a man to say, "hello, my name is.........and may I sit down so we can get to know each other?"
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Most of the guys who are that polite are usually terrified that you'll rip their head off like the last 20 women they talked to. You have to find one who's polite and foolhardy. That's going to take some doing!

I'm being facetious actually. You should do fine.
 
melita916 said:
i'm sure this one will work for me cuz... it has to! *adds it to list*

should i use this line? or nah?

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Be careful with this one.

"So you're saying I'm so fat I make my own gravity well?!"
 
Exactly. That's a sure-fire way to earn a trip to the emergency room. Or maybe the morgue.
 
Lynx said:
Exactly. That's a sure-fire way to earn a trip to the emergency room. Or maybe the morgue.
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So you DID call me fat! I shall now cry and eat Ice cream. :(

Kidding :D

I mean, I will probably eat Ice cream later :D
 
"Were you made by Haagen-Daaz? Because you look so smooth and silky."

"Were you made by Blue Bell? Cause you look so fresh and natural."

Eh, skip it.
 
Lynx said:
"Were you made by Haagen-Daaz? Because you look so smooth and silky."

"Were you made by Blue Bell? Cause you look so fresh and natural."

Eh, skip it.
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i thought the blue bell line was gonna go a completely different direction....

with all the recent events. lol
 
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