I'm being a wiseguy...but in all seriousness...yesterday due to lack of sleep my left eye was being all twitchy
like this?
or this?
OK - ya got me...I just wanted to practice gifs.
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like this?
or this?
OK - ya got me...I just wanted to practice gifs.
on my way home from church. i was jammin' to some sweet tunes (Keith Green) when i caught a glimpse of a black spot on my car ceiling right above the passenger seat. i kept driving but at the same time wondered what i saw. i looked again and saw this black spot now moving down towards the seat. the only logical thing to do next is to turn on the light.
and that's when i saw it was... a... spider. and it wasn't a small one! it wasn't huge. but still. it's a spider!
obviously, i start freaking out cuz... i don't like spiders. i was about a minute away from getting to my house. longest.minute.of.my.life!!! meanwhile, i'm saying outloud, "oh please Jesus!!!!! don't let it crawl over here!! please keep it away from me!! please please please!!!!!!!!!!!!"
i finally got home and worked up the courage to kill it.
i did spend about 10 mins pouting... trying to pull myself together
and that's when i saw it was... a... spider. and it wasn't a small one! it wasn't huge. but still. it's a spider!
obviously, i start freaking out cuz... i don't like spiders. i was about a minute away from getting to my house. longest.minute.of.my.life!!! meanwhile, i'm saying outloud, "oh please Jesus!!!!! don't let it crawl over here!! please keep it away from me!! please please please!!!!!!!!!!!!"
i finally got home and worked up the courage to kill it.
i did spend about 10 mins pouting... trying to pull myself together
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VioletReigns
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on my way home from church. i was jammin' to some sweet tunes (Keith Green) when i caught a glimpse of a black spot on my car ceiling right above the passenger seat. i kept driving but at the same time wondered what i saw. i looked again and saw this black spot now moving down towards the seat. the only logical thing to do next is to turn on the light.
and that's when i saw it was... a... spider. and it wasn't a small one! it wasn't huge. but still. it's a spider!
obviously, i start freaking out cuz... i don't like spiders. i was about a minute away from getting to my house. longest.minute.of.my.life!!! meanwhile, i'm saying outloud, "oh please Jesus!!!!! don't let it crawl over here!! please keep it away from me!! please please please!!!!!!!!!!!!"
i finally got home and worked up the courage to kill it.
i did spend about 10 mins pouting... trying to pull myself together
Yikes! I don't like spiders either. I'm glad you did away with it before he crawled on you.
Y_U_C_K_Y!!!
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Tintin
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on my way home from church. i was jammin' to some sweet tunes (Keith Green) when i caught a glimpse of a black spot on my car ceiling right above the passenger seat. i kept driving but at the same time wondered what i saw. i looked again and saw this black spot now moving down towards the seat. the only logical thing to do next is to turn on the light.
and that's when i saw it was... a... spider. and it wasn't a small one! it wasn't huge. but still. it's a spider!
obviously, i start freaking out cuz... i don't like spiders. i was about a minute away from getting to my house. longest.minute.of.my.life!!! meanwhile, i'm saying outloud, "oh please Jesus!!!!! don't let it crawl over here!! please keep it away from me!! please please please!!!!!!!!!!!!"
i finally got home and worked up the courage to kill it.
i did spend about 10 mins pouting... trying to pull myself together
Enjoy Australia! We have spiders galore. And while none of them are quite as big as a tarantula, many of them are deadly.
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VioletReigns
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my parents saw me pouting and sniffling (altho i wasn't crying).
they did not offer me a hug!!!
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CarolSampaio
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With all do respect, Tintin... most of things are deadly in Australia...
The spiders are more vicious, the crocodiles are huge, you guys have a bat the size of a dog for crying out loud!!! And I won't even get started on the snakes!!! O.O
Not to mention all the deadly sea creatures and even some trees!!! O.O
It's almost a miracle people manage to stay alive!!!
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Tintin
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Haha! It's true. No wonder I'm having trouble finding a girlfriend. ...I mean, having trouble not dying here.
like this?
or this?
OK - ya got me...I just wanted to practice gifs.
more like the second one
thank you! *sniffles*
lol i'm so dramatic. but for the real, i was all kinds of freaking out lol
on my way home from church. i was jammin' to some sweet tunes (Keith Green) when i caught a glimpse of a black spot on my car ceiling right above the passenger seat. i kept driving but at the same time wondered what i saw. i looked again and saw this black spot now moving down towards the seat. the only logical thing to do next is to turn on the light.
and that's when i saw it was... a... spider. and it wasn't a small one! it wasn't huge. but still. it's a spider!
obviously, i start freaking out cuz... i don't like spiders. i was about a minute away from getting to my house. longest.minute.of.my.life!!! meanwhile, i'm saying outloud, "oh please Jesus!!!!! don't let it crawl over here!! please keep it away from me!! please please please!!!!!!!!!!!!"
i finally got home and worked up the courage to kill it.
i did spend about 10 mins pouting... trying to pull myself together
intense! did you see life flash before your eyes?!
pretty much!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
i realized i need to hurry up and get married! before another spider tries to attack!
hahhaha jk jk
I think I will cancel any future plans to visit Australia.. or should we just call it, 'The land where nature wants you dead'? 
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CarolSampaio
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Yep!! You guys do raise the bar when it comes to understanding the term "natural selection"....
lol, your description makes it sound as if at every turn there is danger lurking in the wildlife, and only a properly prepared and trained Dundee type Aussie could possibly hope to brave this dangerous land.
*Pours coffee*
*looks around for snakes and deadly spiders*
*sips*
Thinks to self :"It's been an hour, and no deadly wildlife has invaded my suburban residence to harm or devour me. Today IS a good day".
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Tintin
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There is danger at every turn! I just killed a white-tail spider this morning, as I was hanging out the washing on a Hills Hoist.
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CarolSampaio
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Well... that's the idea... but I wanna go there... someday... and you bet I will have a native with me...
Imagine if I take a wrong turn and end up in the middle of a spider rain???? O.O
Oh the horror!!!
I am NEVER complaining about the weather here in the Amazon ever again!!!