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And 15 years later you're still a clutz...........some things never change
I take great comfort in that
Embarrassing stories
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I take great comfort in that
This happened yesterday in my office. I was using the elevator to go down for a meeting. Feeling quite bored, I was shadow-boxing in the elevator floor. All of a sudden the elevator stopped at one of the floors. By the time I realised it, the doors had opened and one of my colleagues was waiting to enter the elevator. Seeing my clenched fists and my aggressive stance, she stood at the door with a worried look on her face. I had to quickly welcome her into the elevator with a sweeping flourish, before she could call the security.
Oh man, it was so embarrassing.
Oh man, it was so embarrassing.
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jennymae
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This happened yesterday in my office. I was using the elevator to go down for a meeting. Feeling quite bored, I was shadow-boxing in the elevator floor. All of a sudden the elevator stopped at one of the floors. By the time I realised it, the doors had opened and one of my colleagues was waiting to enter the elevator. Seeing my clenched fists and my aggressive stance, she stood at the door with a worried look on her face. I had to quickly welcome her into the elevator with a sweeping flourish, before she could call the security.
Oh man, it was so embarrassing.
Lol, you made me remember that old movie now, Falling Down
I've been trying to think of another embarrassing story... OH!
So.. woman have menopause, and it was after school. I know, weird way to start a story. Anyways, I went to Wendy's in the passenger seat of my mom's car. She was driving. We ordered my meal and then when she went through the drive thru she was heading out of the parking lot when a man decided to park right in the middle of the Wendy's parking lot. She motioned to him to move his car and he didn't. Matter of fact he shrugged her off and gave her the middle finger. She put her foot on the gas and vroomed up to his window with her window down and flipped him off right back and said, "F UUuuu!"
Needless to say the man looked shocked, not expecting that from her. Also, some backdrop this area is where all the kids after school would hang out (in the general area). I couldn't even look at the guy and was burying my face to hide it incase any kids would see me.
So she takes off after flipping him off and while driving to the stop light she yells "You don't [expletive](mess) with a post menopausal woman!" She then kind of recuperates at the stop light and says, "Well, that wasn't very Christian of me..." LOL!
It was awkward to be in the car while all this was taking place, considering the location. lol
So.. woman have menopause, and it was after school. I know, weird way to start a story. Anyways, I went to Wendy's in the passenger seat of my mom's car. She was driving. We ordered my meal and then when she went through the drive thru she was heading out of the parking lot when a man decided to park right in the middle of the Wendy's parking lot. She motioned to him to move his car and he didn't. Matter of fact he shrugged her off and gave her the middle finger. She put her foot on the gas and vroomed up to his window with her window down and flipped him off right back and said, "F UUuuu!"
Needless to say the man looked shocked, not expecting that from her. Also, some backdrop this area is where all the kids after school would hang out (in the general area). I couldn't even look at the guy and was burying my face to hide it incase any kids would see me.
So she takes off after flipping him off and while driving to the stop light she yells "You don't [expletive](mess) with a post menopausal woman!" She then kind of recuperates at the stop light and says, "Well, that wasn't very Christian of me..." LOL!
It was awkward to be in the car while all this was taking place, considering the location. lol
First sleep over... I think I was 7. Got so worked up and was very, very sick (happily in the loo where that should happen if it's going to). Had them call my mom and pick me up.
One of 3 times in my life that I've tossed my cookies. I'm still not super comfy sleeping in a strange bed.
One of 3 times in my life that I've tossed my cookies. I'm still not super comfy sleeping in a strange bed.
My Masseusett cousin and I was at "The Myrtles" Plantation in Louisiana, the tour guide brought the group into an area where there was an antique Comode (small cabinet with a chamber pot) that sits on the floor. I said, is that a toilet? Yes, she said. I said, I have one in my bathroom. What I wanted to say was, Is that a Comode? I have one in my Bedroom.
My cousin took a side step away from me. I never was so embarrassed, I must have turned a shade red.
My cousin took a side step away from me. I never was so embarrassed, I must have turned a shade red.
Well I can't really dance (I can try, but I wouldn't call it dancing lol). That's moreso just an embarrassing fact about me which are many lol.
I suppose though this topic be aimed at times being publicly embarrassed. This is mine. In my junior year of highschool at lunch time we had started a food fight and in the middle of it the gym teacher whom was also the football coach came in obviously becoming awares of the food onslaught. My friends pretty much handed me an egg in front of the whole cafeteria, hundreds of people and got them chanting for me to throw it at another kid whom was admittedly hilariously standing up mocking me by pointing where to throw and stuff like that lol. The teacher was eying me so hard, I couldn't do it. So the whole cafeteria started chanting "Pat's a.(word I cannot say on here)". Easily most publicly embarrassing moment in front of the most people in my life so far. Lol I suppose what makes it somewhat more tolerable and at the same time worse is many of my friends and people I know still remember that story, and well I suppose ya'll do too now lol.
I suppose though this topic be aimed at times being publicly embarrassed. This is mine. In my junior year of highschool at lunch time we had started a food fight and in the middle of it the gym teacher whom was also the football coach came in obviously becoming awares of the food onslaught. My friends pretty much handed me an egg in front of the whole cafeteria, hundreds of people and got them chanting for me to throw it at another kid whom was admittedly hilariously standing up mocking me by pointing where to throw and stuff like that lol. The teacher was eying me so hard, I couldn't do it. So the whole cafeteria started chanting "Pat's a.(word I cannot say on here)". Easily most publicly embarrassing moment in front of the most people in my life so far. Lol I suppose what makes it somewhat more tolerable and at the same time worse is many of my friends and people I know still remember that story, and well I suppose ya'll do too now lol.
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missy2014
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Aww haha poor wee thing . Well I mucked up the second row of pews of the comunion the direction the bread and grape juice went and that of course mucked up the first row where the pastors were etc had the whole church laughing at me and then next minute the pastor gets up and wasnt happy i went to the back where the other youth who were serving communion were i tried to ignore but could hear their comments and giggling. I didnt offer to serve communion after that.
Actually with throwing up it was more the one time I had never seen my mum so angry and I was about 8-10 years old I threw up on my pillow that wasnt funny but the fact that I never even to this day my mum get so angry I promised to myself I would use the 'big white thing that my confident brother used' #IGREWUPTHATDAY# I never wanted to see my mum so angry again hahahah.... oh the laughs the things we do but God loves us just funnay
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missy2014
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brilliant ! that was such a crack up the most similiar i could think of was when my friend who was a boy and we were abot 10 years old , Dad made me this wooden go cart thing with a rope steering wheel we were so determined we drove it down a small steep hill over and straight into the neighbours organic collection/junk the houses throw out to be collected by garbage truck we thgt we were the bomb cause we were like jamaicans from cool runnings movie'yeh we have a cart and crashed it' haha yah....
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ive got more stories:
actually two water bottle stories (but i feeel sorry for the big obese lady who hurt herself and was ice skating) me with water bottles?
haha just thinking of this ok.. i was on the bus and I had a water bottle so I perched it on the seat next to me lo and behold I *didnt* know the cap was loose as pretty much before I knew it had spilt its full contents on the seat next to me and the water dribbled all teh way down the bus I was feeling so scared and embarrased praying no one would notice I was having convo with myself back and forth as my stop was nearing do I tell him- the driver -or dont I do I tell him? I thought but then he'll get angry so I quickly walked off the bus (dont do that ) and the person that sat there next would of got quite wet behind
well the next story was at the mall not only embarrasign but scary too i was thinking about all the people it would affect
so im at the mall quite pleased with the cheap water bottle i bought from the dollar shop some time before it was full I was using it and anyway I go up the escalator to the top and get off at the landing and then at that moment I dropped my drink bottle the lid fell off and spilled right there where the escalor stopped then im thinking ok get a shop assistant quick to clean it up next minute I didnt know that a larger woman was coming up off the escalotor didnt see the spilt water and started to ice skate and fell over and was not only sore but was taken back abit to not sound puny by slipping at this moment everything that was escalating just hit a high the drama got to much and i did a 'moses' at the scene of the crime went down the escalator and ran down the ramp for wheel chairs and trolleys/grocery carts and out the mall haha I didnt want to face it I was feeling guilty enough as it was and the drama got too much for me!
actually two water bottle stories (but i feeel sorry for the big obese lady who hurt herself and was ice skating) me with water bottles?
haha just thinking of this ok.. i was on the bus and I had a water bottle so I perched it on the seat next to me lo and behold I *didnt* know the cap was loose as pretty much before I knew it had spilt its full contents on the seat next to me and the water dribbled all teh way down the bus I was feeling so scared and embarrased praying no one would notice I was having convo with myself back and forth as my stop was nearing do I tell him- the driver -or dont I do I tell him? I thought but then he'll get angry so I quickly walked off the bus (dont do that ) and the person that sat there next would of got quite wet behind
well the next story was at the mall not only embarrasign but scary too i was thinking about all the people it would affect
so im at the mall quite pleased with the cheap water bottle i bought from the dollar shop some time before it was full I was using it and anyway I go up the escalator to the top and get off at the landing and then at that moment I dropped my drink bottle the lid fell off and spilled right there where the escalor stopped then im thinking ok get a shop assistant quick to clean it up next minute I didnt know that a larger woman was coming up off the escalotor didnt see the spilt water and started to ice skate and fell over and was not only sore but was taken back abit to not sound puny by slipping at this moment everything that was escalating just hit a high the drama got to much and i did a 'moses' at the scene of the crime went down the escalator and ran down the ramp for wheel chairs and trolleys/grocery carts and out the mall haha I didnt want to face it I was feeling guilty enough as it was and the drama got too much for me!
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missy2014
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ok I was at Christian youth camp the best alot of lives were changed there and christians moved forward in there realationship with God - young girls + crickets/ bugs dont mix so a cricket was jumping around and all of a sudden all these young women scatttered and then I saw the cricket which had the attention of everyone under the markee/ tent thing and then it would be revealed there was acricket jumping around frightening and scaring particularly my friends and the girls so I thought as an introvert my extroverted friends are being drama queens creating all this fuss and attention so I think I put my hand up like a guy controlling traffic does and might of said 'its alright' and stood on the cricket it was funny seeing the girls scatter like an elephants herd
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I was in primary school, around 11years old and our classroom had the privilege of organising the school assembly at the end of the month. This is where all the parents would come along and watch there kids perform. I had randomly been partnered up with her and our short presentation was that we were both going to sing on stage together, the song Let it Be by the Beatles. We didn't really have any practice (at least I cannot remember if we did), but the words would be up front on signs for us to see and sing... As the track started playing in front of the school I was super duper nervous standing next to her that I kept looking at her instead of keeping myself frontwards towards the audience. I struggled to keep up and sing. Half way through she was singing by herself as I was standing their looking at her like a total pervert and I wasn't even singing. Towards the end we got told to take a bow and I ran off stage straight away leaving her there. haha The worst part is... Its all on camera!!!!! Thanks Mom....
I was in primary school, around 11years old and our classroom had the privilege of organising the school assembly at the end of the month. This is where all the parents would come along and watch there kids perform. I had randomly been partnered up with her and our short presentation was that we were both going to sing on stage together, the song Let it Be by the Beatles. We didn't really have any practice (at least I cannot remember if we did), but the words would be up front on signs for us to see and sing... As the track started playing in front of the school I was super duper nervous standing next to her that I kept looking at her instead of keeping myself frontwards towards the audience. I struggled to keep up and sing. Half way through she was singing by herself as I was standing their looking at her like a total pervert and I wasn't even singing. Towards the end we got told to take a bow and I ran off stage straight away leaving her there. haha The worst part is... Its all on camera!!!!! Thanks Mom....
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missy2014
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missy2014
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yeh im from nz and yeh they do that have the songs up on the projector have memories of that at intermediate
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missy2014
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Now Olerica tosses primarily cheesecakes.
We're probably a couple of the few people that have cast iron stomachs...........I've got you beat on cookie tossing as long as we're not including infancy/toddler years.
My senior year at Bible college, I was walking in the cafeteria with a cup of water and my lunch on my tray. This guy I had a crush on looked at me, called out to me, and came towards me to talk. As he did, there was a puddle of water that I didn't see and I slipped in it, fell, and my food flew everywhere and my cup of water was now all over me. The guy stopped, looked at me, and then burst out laughing.
Needless to say, we didn't date, but we ended up being best friends after that.
Needless to say, we didn't date, but we ended up being best friends after that.
lol
Alright, I just remember something from my youth. As a kid, me and some friends used to play little pranks on the neighbors. Harmless stuff, mostly. Toilet paper their houses and yards, doorbell ditch, that kind of stuff.
Me and a friend both had something of an infatuation for this one cute girl that was new to the area. One night we decided to have a little fun and doorbell ditch the residence where she lived.
*Ring doorbell*
*run across street and hide in the bushes*
She answers, looks around, goes back inside.
So we wait a few minutes, then do it again.
I can't remember how many times we did this, I'm pretty sure we did it over a few different nights - but we were finally caught.
" Hey you two, I know you are hiding over there in the bushes. Would you like to come inside? "
lol. We did. Now my memory is hazy about what happened next - probably because it wasn't much. I just remember being inside this chic's house with my friend feeling very awkward. I don't think we stayed too long.
Alright, I just remember something from my youth. As a kid, me and some friends used to play little pranks on the neighbors. Harmless stuff, mostly. Toilet paper their houses and yards, doorbell ditch, that kind of stuff.
Me and a friend both had something of an infatuation for this one cute girl that was new to the area. One night we decided to have a little fun and doorbell ditch the residence where she lived.
*Ring doorbell*
*run across street and hide in the bushes*
She answers, looks around, goes back inside.
So we wait a few minutes, then do it again.
I can't remember how many times we did this, I'm pretty sure we did it over a few different nights - but we were finally caught.
" Hey you two, I know you are hiding over there in the bushes. Would you like to come inside? "
lol. We did. Now my memory is hazy about what happened next - probably because it wasn't much. I just remember being inside this chic's house with my friend feeling very awkward. I don't think we stayed too long.
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missy2014
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posted this somewhere else but thght it should go here :i did which i thought was funny was I saw the tram / cable car coming So what did I do? I thought Id put down a stick infront of the tram next minute tram stops and an a very cross tram driver gave me a good talking too ofcourse i had to suck it in as a 12 year old and not cry