Dem Skillzzzzz

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Hey they're coming back! A little sabotage (I'm fairly certain that's what it was) can't keep a good brand down.
 
i really do need ice cream in my life. lol

back to the OP!

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Mo0448 said:
Guy: Are you alright did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Guy: When you fell from heaven you ANGEL!


Disclaimer:

Don't use pick-up lines...JUST DON'T DO IT!
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haha this has been used on me, unfortunately.. i still remember my reply.. yea im a "fallen angel" beware. haha.
 
loooooooooool I was going to say were u dropped on ur head?? LOOOOL JK
 
loooooooooool I was going to say were u dropped on ur head?? LOOOOL JK BTW I dont mean u dropped on ur head I meant funny interpretation of the chat up line lol
 
do you think this one will work for me?

"i like your last name. can i have it?"
 
or maybe i can use this one?

"if you were a transformer, your name would be optimus fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine."

"is your name google? cuz you're everything i'm searching for."

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand this is why i'm single ^_^
 
Date me if I'm wrong.. but isn't your name Gertrude?
I was blinded by your beauty, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Is your name google? Because you've got everything I'm looking for.(this one may backfire when she starts telling you what you want before you can even finish what you wanted to say lol.. just kidding.)

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You’re the Obi-wan for me.

How can you be from an ice planet when you’re so Hoth?

I must be from Alderaan, because you just blew up my world

You stole my heart like the rebels stole the Death Star plans.

"Urkuk lu Stalga." That's Klingon for "I love you baby."

Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning'.

Is this the Matrix? Because I think you're 'the one'.
 
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?

How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?

I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.

Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.(I might actually have to try this one)
 
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