Those ICKY Feelings
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What's the use of having a dog if they can't stop creepy crawlies from running up your leg?
Again. Not scared of reptiles, but I would have instantly though it was a bug, so that blasted dog is going to have to learn to walk itself for deserting me.
Which reminds me of another bug story. Last year of college, my roommate had a cat and we had a broken screen. (Too tomcats were spotted leaving the room.) So cat became momma with a litter in the third drawer of my chest of drawers in mid April. I'm not a cat person, but one of those kittens won my heart before school was done. School done, so my roommate left and I knew nothing about raising cats.
Late one night, again, I'm trying to sleep, when I heard fluttering against the window. I did figure out it was a moth, but assumed the moth was outside. Kitten climbs off my neck and jumps up to the window. Next thing I hear is Venetian blinds banging around, not fluttering, and then crunchchompchompchomp.
The kitten was still licking his lips when it crawled back onto my neck.
Moral of that story: Get a cat. They're better hunters against creepy crawlies. lol
Again. Not scared of reptiles, but I would have instantly though it was a bug, so that blasted dog is going to have to learn to walk itself for deserting me.
Which reminds me of another bug story. Last year of college, my roommate had a cat and we had a broken screen. (Too tomcats were spotted leaving the room.) So cat became momma with a litter in the third drawer of my chest of drawers in mid April. I'm not a cat person, but one of those kittens won my heart before school was done. School done, so my roommate left and I knew nothing about raising cats.
Late one night, again, I'm trying to sleep, when I heard fluttering against the window. I did figure out it was a moth, but assumed the moth was outside. Kitten climbs off my neck and jumps up to the window. Next thing I hear is Venetian blinds banging around, not fluttering, and then crunchchompchompchomp.
The kitten was still licking his lips when it crawled back onto my neck.
Moral of that story: Get a cat. They're better hunters against creepy crawlies. lol
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agree on the dish - water, actually that was going to be my contribution. YUCK
What else then?
A visiting kid (of about two?) once vomited milk over my bed, bedside table, floor and a book.
It took a second of hesitation to decide whether to comfort the kid or save the book
What else then?
A visiting kid (of about two?) once vomited milk over my bed, bedside table, floor and a book.
It took a second of hesitation to decide whether to comfort the kid or save the book
(Anyone want me for a babysitter?)
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Are you asking for icky stuff? Okay...here you go!
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Yeah...I don't like sloppy Joes...yuck!
Yeah...I don't like sloppy Joes...yuck!
You win! I cannot think of anything ickier. lol
I was 5 and i was putting on my shoes to go to school. It was the first day of school after 2 weeks holiday so my shoes hadn't been used for 2 weeks. When i put on one of my shoes, i immediately felt something weird and moving. I pulled out my foot and immediately a lizard came out of my shoe. Not a big one, just medium, but big enough to make me jump, scream, and cry for a few minutes lol
Now i laugh everytime i remember that
lolNow i laugh everytime i remember that
I have a few...
My late cat was an extreme huntress! She brought us all kinds of critters and would leave them in the house for us. Unfortunately, she left us a gift of a half-eaten bunny right before we were going out of town for the weekend. When we got home, there was this "stench" in the air. And by stench, I mean the grossest, foulest smell you can think of. Upon searching for what seemed like hours, we found the half-eaten bunny behind my hubby's desk -- of course being devoured by maggots at this point. Yeah, quite disgusting...
Then there is that feeling of going barefoot on the first nice spring day only to step in dog doo...
And the piece de resistance... rubbing your hubby's extreme case of poison ivy with calamine lotion because he didn't want to do it. THAT'S true love.
My late cat was an extreme huntress! She brought us all kinds of critters and would leave them in the house for us. Unfortunately, she left us a gift of a half-eaten bunny right before we were going out of town for the weekend. When we got home, there was this "stench" in the air. And by stench, I mean the grossest, foulest smell you can think of. Upon searching for what seemed like hours, we found the half-eaten bunny behind my hubby's desk -- of course being devoured by maggots at this point. Yeah, quite disgusting...
Then there is that feeling of going barefoot on the first nice spring day only to step in dog doo...
And the piece de resistance... rubbing your hubby's extreme case of poison ivy with calamine lotion because he didn't want to do it. THAT'S true love.
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