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I totally read your post as you talking about your clients and I understood them 'not meeting their deductible' as them being people pretending to have met their deductible, but not really. Obviously, I understood 'deductible' to be their significant other. I think I was influenced by the good news that you have a deductible. Haha!
T
Plot Twist: They counter with "Im a bigendered schizophrenic with multiple personalities". In that case, you better just write off that part of the deductible. Because you might get sued 
. These days they could even be married to themselves.
. These days they could even be married to themselves.
No, really.
That awkward moment when you butt itches in public...
Or when your nose itches and you want to scratch it but it's itchy in the most ugly place and if you attempt to scratch it you'll look like a nose picker!
That awkward moment when you're walking your dog in public and she decides to take a BIG dump right in front of a bunch of cars stopped at a stop light and you don't have a bag to pick it up.
That awkward moment when your family is ALWAYS late and the only seats left open in the church (AT A FUNERAL) is the front row and you have to walk past everyone as they stare at you! (That happened TODAY! Makin me cry...)
Or when your nose itches and you want to scratch it but it's itchy in the most ugly place and if you attempt to scratch it you'll look like a nose picker!
That awkward moment when you're walking your dog in public and she decides to take a BIG dump right in front of a bunch of cars stopped at a stop light and you don't have a bag to pick it up.
That awkward moment when your family is ALWAYS late and the only seats left open in the church (AT A FUNERAL) is the front row and you have to walk past everyone as they stare at you! (That happened TODAY! Makin me cry...)
That awkward moment when you sneeze and you have the booger spit fly across the room in a big chunk and everyone watches as it flies....hahaha
Or that awkward moment when you're eating and you go to say something and your food goes flapping and lands right on the other persons face! (The real reason why you shouldn't talk with your mouth open...hahaha)
That awkward moment when you're suddenly a social butterfly and you laugh and talk to everyone only to realize later on you have something stuck right between your two front teeth! **face palms**
That awkward moment when you tell yourself that you don't need to comb your hair or change your clothes to run into the store because no one will know you anyways, its only strangers after all...and then you run into every person you've ever been acquainted to! (EVERY TIME!)
Or that awkward moment when you're eating and you go to say something and your food goes flapping and lands right on the other persons face! (The real reason why you shouldn't talk with your mouth open...hahaha)
That awkward moment when you're suddenly a social butterfly and you laugh and talk to everyone only to realize later on you have something stuck right between your two front teeth! **face palms**
That awkward moment when you tell yourself that you don't need to comb your hair or change your clothes to run into the store because no one will know you anyways, its only strangers after all...and then you run into every person you've ever been acquainted to! (EVERY TIME!
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J
Reminds me of all those times when you're talking with someone and a lil speckle of spit comes out of your mouth and your only signal that it happened is a slight flinch the other person makes cause you almost got em' in the eye....I pray I'm not the only one this happens to. Lol It's not as bad if you know the person, but if it's someone you don't know....you're forever the person who spat in their face. Congratulations on the amazing first impression
C
The awkward moment when you find yourself having a conversation with journalism instructor and says that because you enjoyed shredding papers and that enjoyment somehow rubbed off on him. I didn't think the conversation could get more weird, but it did when he told me that I should start up a support group for shredders anonymous. I must say after a rough day that got me to smile
