Weird Christmas Decorations

[kenthomas27]

I finally broke open all the Christmas stuff and got a tree and setting things up. I haven't done it in about 3 seasons. Anyway, while I was opening up stuff I ran across this.....





Samurai fishermen. What do samurai fishermen have to do with Christmas? What do they have to do with anything? I don't know, then I found this nicely packed thing I thought maybe was a candle...





Until I opened it up and it was this..




A mason jar. Nothing says Christmas to me more than canning implements.


Anyhow, what kind of weird family Christmas ornaments and decorations do you have??

 

[zeroturbulence]

The japanese fisherman is very commonly seen in japanese art. I think he represents the zen way of life, sort of like how the buddha represents the buddhist way of life. But he's not someone they worship like they do with the buddha. Zen is all about humbly coexisting with nature...umm kinda. Its also what makes ninjas so dangerous hehe.

As for the jar... that one's got me completely stumped.

 

[mailmandan]

This should be interesting.

 

[Lynx]

So... you're taking a dump on santa?

Man, that could scar a kid for life...

 

[Addison]

Your thread reminded me of this I saw online the other day.


"Two years ago my wife broke down crying because we couldn't even afford a tree (or presents) for Christmas. So I borrowed some lights and made this in our empty apartment. Now we make one every year along with a real tree to remember where we used to be."

 

[Utah]

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All those shiny Christmas balls in his beard yet he camouflages his earring. Gimme a break.

 

[MollyConnor]

These are weird! lol

 

[Siberian_Khatru]

There's a fake tree in the corner of our living room...

Maybe that's normal to most people, but it's weird to me. Lol.

 

[Utah]

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These are weird! lol

Molly!!! Molly!!! Does your family know you're posting this visual form of Ipecac Syrup?

.....................................................................................................................PUKE!

 

[MollyConnor]

Molly!!! Molly!!! Does your family know you're posting this visual form of Ipecac Syrup?

.....................................................................................................................PUKE!

LOL I think the one on the right is Donkey Fish...

 

[Utah]

LOL I think the one on the right is Donkey Fish...

You just made me literally laugh out loud . . . and I'm by myself.

 

[Grace-Like-Rain]

I don't own any weird ornaments. But here's a brain.



(Or... intestines?)

 

[Grace-Like-Rain]

I'd actually totally put this on my door.

 

[zeroturbulence]

You just made me literally laugh out loud . . . and I'm by myself.

I LOLed too.

(no offense, DF wherever u are.. just was totally taken off guard by that comment lol)

 

[PopClick]

I make my goldfish wear Santa hats.

 

[MollyConnor]

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[JeniBean]

In my opinion the whole Christmas Pickle is weird and I am sorry it simply doesn't look right!!!!

 

[DuchessAimee]

 

[Pipp]

Why would anyone even.....well except the bacon... I get the bacon... but the rest....hmm..no

 

[kenthomas27]

Found one for Pipp...