Listen, Ugly. I'd say something really condescending too if I were as sour you, but, as God would have me behave, I will not. I am in no way superior to you. We're both sinners, so what reason would I have to 'talk down' to you? I asked you a very simple question (from where are you drawing your claims), but if you're too bull-headed to answer without taking offense (and, of all things, retaliating in such a truly disrespectful manner; I am no mere brat, sir), then I'm afraid that I've no further reason to read your posts.
I'm really sorry guys, but I'm not going to keep reading your answers on account of Ugly's bad manners here (unless, of course, he were to apologize). Thank you for what you did give me though (I found the video to be quite... enlightening. Okay, I cracked up at the secret handshake part -- that's just hilarious!!).