Dear G-man,
{[Personally, I have never spoken in tongues but I believe that some day God will teach me. And with my luck, i'll be in the middle of wal-mart having a conversation about the weather with a stranger or something]}
hahahahahha that was hilarious my friend, however GOD being so personal in our relationship with HIM probably wouldn't do this to you or with you.....
Quite honestly though, tongues is a language given for various reasons.........I let you discover some of those meanings between You and Your LORD, but I will list two of the reasons here......
We are spirits, with a soul ........(mind, will and emotions) and we temporarily live in these bodies........And this aspect of the use of HEAVENS LANGUAGES........or Diverse Tongues as it is written in The Word, is for your spirit to commune with The SPIRIT of GOD, without your other parts interfering ..........For example: If your mind has not been RENEWED yet, as taught in ROMANS 12 1+2- Well then your spirit actually bypasses the potential for distraction from your thoughts..........
Secondly- This language is given to you because the Enemy does not know it. Remember who we are dealing with here.............Lucifer was in the Garden of GOD in the very beginning.........When Adam and Eve fell. Well he knows every language there is on planet Earth . However, he doesn't know this particular language that is given to you by GOD HIMSELF. This is the privacy of Our GOD loving you and me, and providing a private conversation media for you and HIM...............Isn't that cool or what.
I'll let you discover for yourself, the other reasons, because these will come with use. Besides, you'll want to enjoy this with Your GOD.
SeekinHIM