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missy2014

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#21
Quit horsing around you guys n gals

#SERIOUS#
 

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coby

Guest
#22
Ok here's mine...

She had to have long wavy dark hair and brown eyes
She had to have a nice smile and be friendly
She had to like the outdoors
She had to like animals

So I basically painted myself into a corner... :rolleyes:
Okay.
- throw away the blonde shampoo
- buy brown stuff and hope it doesn't turn green
- I'm almost choking on those burgers
- brown contact lenses
- borrow someone's cat
- friendly ooh shoot
 
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coby

Guest
#23
Once went to a regular dating site you normally have to pay for but it was 2 weeks for free. It was also for christians it said. Had to fill in 4 pages with questions and in the text I hadI'm looking for a christian who wants to save Holland.
Got one response.
Hi I'm an atheist and I have a dog.
 
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missy2014

Guest
#24
those christian dating sites are freaky i got a response in 5minutes so i deleted my account in the next five minutes
 
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coby

Guest
#25
those christian dating sites are freaky i got a response in 5minutes so i deleted my account in the next five minutes
They have some nice love scammers and Nigerian princes on them. Took a while before I figured that out. I know someone who met his wife there. First thing he said to her was: You're a scammer!
No I'm not.
 
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missy2014

Guest
#26
... and dearest if you could deposit the 1 billion by friday in my account ......
 

Born_Again

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1. Pizza
2. Helicopter
3. 4 unmarked white panel vans
4. Tarp/Tent setup leading from the doors to the vans, so travel between the building and vans can't be monitored.
5. 1.2 million in non-sequential bills.
6. a stack of napkins for the pizza.
Okay, this one has my vote! LOL
 
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I have one demand: MUTE! :p
 
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LiJo

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#32
I'll break my demand for you, LiJo.

I've always wondered about your southern accent. Hmmm . . . :p

All the ya'lls and the "Bless his/her heart" comments...lol
 
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All the ya'lls and the "Bless his/her heart" comments...lol
"Bless his heart." Such a different three word phrase than what we say up here. ;)
 
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LiJo

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#35
"Bless his heart." Such a different three word phrase than what we say up here. ;)
LMBO!!! That's why I left the Garden State long time ago!!!
 
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AuntieAnt

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#39
I have one demand: MUTE! :p

Oooooh, thank you for that, brother Utah. You just made me think of one.

Not really a demand, but a preference: the meekness and humility of Christ. :eek:


Heehee!! :rolleyes: I'm pickin' on ya, Utah! That's how we roll in Joisey, ya know?
ROFL!!
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crosstweed

Guest
#40
I have exactly three demands: She must take care of herself(physically), she must love Disney movies, and she must choose gummi bears over gummi worms(that's a deal-breaker). Also if she's a vegetarian.. don't try to make me one. I refuse to eat the food that my food eats too often. :p
Gummi worms for the win...
xD