Ok so we have all been there the church service is over and out of
nowhere, a pair of arms throw themselves around you and squeeze
the living daylights out of you.
So any ideas of how to avoid this folks?
Here is a few I thought might be useful.
1) Ladies bend down and rummage around in your hand bag
2) Get out a tissue and pretend you have a streaming cold equivalent to
the bubonic plague
3) Pick up the tithe basket and start handing it around (people will disappear in
a flash)
4) Goose step out of the church.
5) Offer the hugger the use of your breathe freshener first.
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