I believe that Adam and Eve were not the first humans.
I believe that because there are earthquakes it means the end is imminent.
I believe that Muhammad was really Jesus Christ.
I believe adultery and fornication are cool with God.
I believe in once saved, maybe saved.
I believe I'm going to hell cause I ate some pepperoni.
I believe Pharisees were just misunderstood good guys.
I believe Jesus is using Muslims to punish America.
I believe I'll need another "opposite" day, tomorrow.