No you're not. You're asleep. This is a dream. You're about to see dragons and unicorns pop out of your screen.
The dreams I hate are when you dream that you woke up.... and then dream that you woke up... and after a few runs of this you wonder if you're really awake or are you about to wake up again? Actually even my dream self knew how to deal with that last time it happened - look at a clock. If the clock remains stable on what time it is, I'm awake. If it keeps shifting, I'm asleep. Something about the part of your brain that processes words and numbers is shut down when you sleep.