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Was over for dinner at a friend's last night.
Her 7 y/o daughter: *is playing with Barbie and Ken on the chair; Barbie has a sword, has Ken cornered*
Friend: "So is Ken a bad guy, or is she a bad woman?"
Daughter: *giggles, doesn't answer, stabs Ken in the throat, throws Ken off of the chair* "And then she THROWS HIM INTO THE SEA, where HE WILL BE EATEN BY ALL THE LITTLE SEA CREATURES..."
Friend: ...
Me: >u> "I'm going to guess she's a bad woman. Effective body disposal, though."
I love that kid.
Her 7 y/o daughter: *is playing with Barbie and Ken on the chair; Barbie has a sword, has Ken cornered*
Friend: "So is Ken a bad guy, or is she a bad woman?"
Daughter: *giggles, doesn't answer, stabs Ken in the throat, throws Ken off of the chair* "And then she THROWS HIM INTO THE SEA, where HE WILL BE EATEN BY ALL THE LITTLE SEA CREATURES..."
Friend: ...
Me: >u> "I'm going to guess she's a bad woman. Effective body disposal, though."
I love that kid.
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No really, there IS one. I made a thread years ago
Might take you up on that PM eventually. I got an appointment with NAV (Social services / employment "help" etc etc ) on Monday, to find out what to do about the fact that I don't have an income .... the mere thought leaves me in a bad mood as there is way too much bureaucracy
Might take you up on that PM eventually. I got an appointment with NAV (Social services / employment "help" etc etc ) on Monday, to find out what to do about the fact that I don't have an income .... the mere thought leaves me in a bad mood as there is way too much bureaucracy
The last 3 nights I've been washing down blood pressure pills with slams of Diet Coke (aka, fully caffeinated beverages... which pretty much defeats the purpose of taking something that's supposed to lower your blood pressure. )
But what else can you do when you've been up 12 hours and have at least another 6 to go?
#Choices.
)But what else can you do when you've been up 12 hours and have at least another 6 to go?
#Choices.
L
The last 3 nights I've been washing down blood pressure pills with slams of Diet Coke (aka, fully caffeinated beverages... which pretty much defeats the purpose of taking something that's supposed to lower your blood pressure. )
But what else can you do when you've been up 12 hours and have at least another 6 to go?
#Choices.
)But what else can you do when you've been up 12 hours and have at least another 6 to go?
#Choices.
Don't make the little mini pharmacist in me worry about you!! Or you will never hear the end of it!
With love-
Lil'Bit
Oh trust me... I'd much rather talk to someone who HAS a brain... And not someone who just thinks I'm "cute" pfft... I'm sick of that actually. I'm honest. And I'll tell you like it is. Point blank. And you're welcome
Now that would REALLY be a dilemma...
"Does she actually like me for me... or does she just want to eat my brain?"
#Motivations.
Hint: if she's holding a knife and a loaf of bread, you might want to assume she's not planning on asking you to the picnic.
Unless being counted as the main entree counts.