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and you were right! just this morning i told my husband he looks like he got hit by a bus.
what? i'm not adept at flirting?
what? i'm not adept at flirting?
And I add, "Well, yeah, but the last time you saw him he could barely move, so anything looks great compared to that."
John beams.
It's my flirting skills. What can I say?