Is Beyonce really a demon possessed, illuminati witch, satanic lizard alien clone?

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BeyondET said:
yes sir re,, Sirius as a saucer, I've even heard they have hollowed out the center of the earth for more rooms. :cool:
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That's impossible. We already live in a hollow earth. Satan bends the light and all the pics from NASA are photoshopped. The sun and moon and stars are within the earth.

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You Sirius they control the radio got to find some underground way of communicating.
 
The stars are really just holes in heaven and the light shines thru these little tiny holes. Who the heck names their kid beyonce anyway?
 
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Another glitch in the matrix
 
Sirk said:
The stars are really just holes in heaven and the light shines thru these little tiny holes. Who the heck names their kid beyonce anyway?
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Hi Sirk I think Beyonce was originally her mother's family name only it was spelled differently. The mother is Creole .
 
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how can this devine woman be an alien? youre talking about my future wife here.
you guys are just jeleous because you will never get her.
 
I think that Beyonce is gorgeous. She probably has lightened her skin through the years and has also lightened her hair but if she wants to appeal to more than black people I think maybe it was the right choice. I think It's all a savvy P.R..move and so far it's working .
 
What is a beyonce? Is it like the Twilight Zone? Sounds like a democrat to me!
 
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What is a beyonce? Is it like the Twilight Zone? Sounds like a democrat to me!
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What's in the coffee in the CC cafe? Everyone's on a roll today & cracking me up left & right!! roflmho!!!
 
tourist said:
I think that I saw this on Star Trek once.
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Star Trek: The Next Generation. The episode that reintroduced Scotty as a character. The structure was called a Dyson Sphere.


Yes I am a nerd. Why? :cool:
 
I've been told I look like Beyonce... :cool: [*Giggles profusely*]

[Waits patiently for someone to comment that, in light of this new information, Beyonce is probably innocent and that I'm actually a lizard-woman doppelganger-clone.]
 
It finally dawned on me. I feel so foolish. I was washing clothes and when i put the clothes in he dryer i threw in a dryer sheet. Beyonce! Please dont tease. I got it now.
 
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