Why I am still Single ?

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Maybe its God's plan that I'm single :) I'm contented of this because I believe that Jesus is still making my love story.
 
The Lord is preparing someone extra special for us :) hang in there!
 
Because.. ...... Im not settling. Need a Godly worshiping Christian woman. I feel their is someone amazing that is searching for me. I am searching for a dance partner or teachable. Hopeful
 
I'm single for many reasons.

1. I'm intolerable with my not understanding emotions or how to interact with others. I'm incapable of flirtation or picking up innuendo. I'm a few notches below vanilla in terms of being boring and bland.

2. Relationships are really kind of a bother for me. I've got much more interesting things to do. I'd rather work on a mathematical proof than to meet someone new.

3. I've got the personality of a brick and I am as warm and inviting as a thorn bush.

4. A woman would have to own her own super tanker or cargo ship to carry all the baggage I have. My issues have issues. So do theirs.

5. I'm trying for the whole "eccentric academic monastic jerk" thing and a relationship would mess that up for me.
 
Yahweh_is_gracious said:
I'm single for many reasons.

1. I'm intolerable with my not understanding emotions or how to interact with others. I'm incapable of flirtation or picking up innuendo. I'm a few notches below vanilla in terms of being boring and bland.

2. Relationships are really kind of a bother for me. I've got much more interesting things to do. I'd rather work on a mathematical proof than to meet someone new.

3. I've got the personality of a brick and I am as warm and inviting as a thorn bush.

4. A woman would have to own her own super tanker or cargo ship to carry all the baggage I have. My issues have issues. So do theirs.

5. I'm trying for the whole "eccentric academic monastic jerk" thing and a relationship would mess that up for me.
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LoL wow. Your kidding right?
 
Yahweh_is_gracious.... you are hysterical!! I hardly think you're a brick but that line sure made me LMHO!!!

Perhaps you should sign up on a freelance writing site and share your humor. You're funny!!! :D
 
Cause I've not been wearing my t-shirt that says "Single with some pringles..so give me a jingle if you're wanting to mingle" ;)
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious said:
I'm single for many reasons.

1. I'm intolerable with my not understanding emotions or how to interact with others. I'm incapable of flirtation or picking up innuendo. I'm a few notches below vanilla in terms of being boring and bland.

2. Relationships are really kind of a bother for me. I've got much more interesting things to do. I'd rather work on a mathematical proof than to meet someone new.

3. I've got the personality of a brick and I am as warm and inviting as a thorn bush.

4. A woman would have to own her own super tanker or cargo ship to carry all the baggage I have. My issues have issues. So do theirs.

5. I'm trying for the whole "eccentric academic monastic jerk" thing and a relationship would mess that up for me.
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On the plus side, you're honest and have no illusions about yourself. ;)
 
Yahweh_is_gracious said:
I'm single for many reasons.

1. I'm intolerable with my not understanding emotions or how to interact with others. I'm incapable of flirtation or picking up innuendo. I'm a few notches below vanilla in terms of being boring and bland.

2. Relationships are really kind of a bother for me. I've got much more interesting things to do. I'd rather work on a mathematical proof than to meet someone new.

3. I've got the personality of a brick and I am as warm and inviting as a thorn bush.

4. A woman would have to own her own super tanker or cargo ship to carry all the baggage I have. My issues have issues. So do theirs.

5. I'm trying for the whole "eccentric academic monastic jerk" thing and a relationship would mess that up for me.
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This was just awesome, especially the "eccentric academic monastic jerk" and "personality of a brick"

speaking of which does a brick have personality? ;) jk but this response should be framed on the wall....it's that funny.
 
Yahweh_is_gracious said:
I'm single for many reasons.

1. I'm intolerable with my not understanding emotions or how to interact with others. I'm incapable of flirtation or picking up innuendo. I'm a few notches below vanilla in terms of being boring and bland.

2. Relationships are really kind of a bother for me. I've got much more interesting things to do. I'd rather work on a mathematical proof than to meet someone new.

3. I've got the personality of a brick and I am as warm and inviting as a thorn bush.

4. A woman would have to own her own super tanker or cargo ship to carry all the baggage I have. My issues have issues. So do theirs.

5. I'm trying for the whole "eccentric academic monastic jerk" thing and a relationship would mess that up for me.
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So, in other words you're seriously considering the possibility of a relationship with that special someone. It's OK if your are, there's no need to be modest.
 
B/c my idea of a good time/chilling is probably boring to most individuals...that and I'm an unashamed nerd and proud of it!
 
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So, in other words you're seriously considering the possibility of a relationship with that special someone. It's OK if your are, there's no need to be modest.
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Single white male with PTSD and a dump truck full of emotional and personal issues seeks single white female, preferably not ugly and hopefully not deep into "crazy cat lady" territory for mutual psychological torture. Infertile, celibate, Christian women only. No vegans, Star Wars fans, or readers of romance pulp novels.
 
Hey the original Star Wars was awesome! Don't go hating on Star Wars. Unless you are hating on the newest Star Wars which is only a retread of the original, and not even as good as the original was in the first place. Feel free to hate on that.
 
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