Why I am still Single ?

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shekina said:
two times?
Twice? please do not kill our hopes in the Lord;)
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Yes, twice. I'm what people call a slow learner.

Usually this is where I make some off-color joke about marrying younger women, American women, or secular women. Somehow though, that seems inappropriate today. Maybe I'm tired and not myself today.
 
BA keeps getting in trouble, so we have an unofficial agreement that he checks with me first before pursuing.. lol!
 
But look at her, Melita!!!! Shes hot!!! With her purple dress and squiggly hair!! LOL And those eyes...... HAHA!!
 
Pipp said:
Lol :D

I'm kinda proud of myself for that one..
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And you definitely should be. He looks like he's quite the charmer ;)...I know we are good friends as we have a lot of similarities. So apparently I may not be single for very long as I had a guy ask me out for coffee and he loves to be very affectionate, but yours is better looking for sure....I'm so jealous lol
 
People ask me why I'm single
I tell them it's because I don't share my pringles
no not even for kris kringle
And I don't do Christian mingle
im sure some will get a tingle
Out of this little jingle
It may be a new hit single
 
renewed_hope said:
And you definitely should be. He looks like he's quite the charmer ;)...I know we are good friends as we have a lot of similarities. So apparently I may not be single for very long as I had a guy ask me out for coffee and he loves to be very affectionate, but yours is better looking for sure....I'm so jealous lol
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Congratulations !!!!!
 
Yahweh_is_gracious said:
I'm single for many reasons.

1. I'm intolerable with my not understanding emotions or how to interact with others. I'm incapable of flirtation or picking up innuendo. I'm a few notches below vanilla in terms of being boring and bland.

2. Relationships are really kind of a bother for me. I've got much more interesting things to do. I'd rather work on a mathematical proof than to meet someone new.

3. I've got the personality of a brick and I am as warm and inviting as a thorn bush.

4. A woman would have to own her own super tanker or cargo ship to carry all the baggage I have. My issues have issues. So do theirs.

5. I'm trying for the whole "eccentric academic monastic jerk" thing and a relationship would mess that up for me.
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You're Sheldon Cooper!
 
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