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NukePooch

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You should write a book about your method.
Not that much to write about. Perhaps I could do a pamphlet instead?
Then again, I could fit everything I know about relationships into a single tweet.
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

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Not that much to write about. Perhaps I could do a pamphlet instead?
Then again, I could fit everything I know about relationships into a single tweet.

Just put a bunch of fluff and filler in it. Most authors do.

I'm working on a 300 page diet book that has the basic message of "eat less, move more", but I need filler to make a book so I can fleece people for it and easily part fools from their money.
 
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NukePooch

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Just put a bunch of fluff and filler in it. Most authors do.

I'm working on a 300 page diet book that has the basic message of "eat less, move more", but I need filler to make a book so I can fleece people for it and easily part fools from their money.
Make the book really heavy, perhaps even several volumes...then just getting it from the bookstore to your car counts as exercise.
 
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It involves a carefully placed box leaning on a stick. Said stick is attached to a string. You place some food underneath the box. Pizza, Skittles, frosted doughnuts, etc, etc. And you wait...



Wait...



Continue to wait...



When the booger finds the food, that's when you yank on the string.
 

AsifinPassing

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Lol, you're all so entertaining, but I also appreciate those who were being 'on the level'.

To Sir William: You're right. They're not real, and also...she was disgusted, not attracted, but that's beside the point... I simply added that gif as an anecdote toward confession.

If you like, I can show another:



Every mathematician's dream...
 
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Lol, you're all so entertaining, but I also appreciate those who were being 'on the level'.

To Sir William: You're right. They're not real, and also...she was disgusted, not attracted, but that's beside the point... I simply added that gif as an anecdote toward confession.

If you like, I can show another:



Every mathematician's dream...
LOL that gif is awesome! :D (i hope that's not her teacher though...)
 
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Lainey

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ASK HER OUT or at least make obvious hints and see what kind of reaction you get. Man...if I could turn back the clock I would have been more open and not afraid of relationships in my youth. You will never know what might be there if you don't take the first step. Remember....confidence confidence confidence...and be a gentlemen of course!!!! The more you are confident the more attractive you will be....trust me!
 
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MollyConnor

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Draw a portrait of them

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LOLOL!! :rolleyes:

I actually have some serious advice to give here... and I will post it soon..
 

Fenner

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I love Napoleon Dynamite! The person I watched it with the first time was my Mom. I thought she'd hate it but we both laughed hysterically.
 

AsifinPassing

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nunchuck skills or bow staff skills... (or shooting lightning from your figures with high mellee and sword fighting if you're part of this forum...) ...I just don't have any skills!!
 

EmilyNats

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1. I do nothing. She wouldn't like me anyhow.

2. I wouldn't approach her because (see #1). She would have to approach me. Her odds still aren't good because (see #1)
Sometimes, usually depress me, bro. XD
 

Addison

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Never give up on your dreams. :eek: