Time machine

[wwjd_kilden]

lol, yea. Later I'm gonna ask my upstairs neighbor sweetly if he can do the dishes (that he made dirty, and have been standing there for a day and a half) since I gave him the rest of my dinner yesterday

 

[Belgian_Pilot]

Sneaky plan, I love it!

 

[wwjd_kilden]

Gotta rehearse for when I get a husband

 

[Belgian_Pilot]

Good thing you just mentioned it! Guys gotta be careful these days... You wicked woman!!!!!!!

 

[wwjd_kilden]

MUHAHAHHAHAHHA

 

[Belgian_Pilot]

I pity the man that will marry you. The poor chap won't be able to handle you!!!

 

[wwjd_kilden]

no fun if he knows how to: p

 

[resurrection33]

welll then my neighbors are just jerks then, cause I am the only one not waking people up either in the middle of the day or early in the morning my playing music, slmming doors, revving cars....

I was going to ask you if you were suggesting that at age fifty-seven, I should know better than to get up at 4:30, open my window and turn up the rock and roll music on my radio as loud as it will go, and rev up my car for five or ten minutes.

But then I thought of a better idea. At 4:30 I’ll open the window and find a pastor on the radio, and turn his sermon up so loud that the whole neighborhood can hear it. I will do this every morning from now on. Good idea?

 

[wwjd_kilden]

yup I really think you should, see what they say

 

[resurrection33]

Gotta rehearse for when I get a husband

I’ve already told CCG this; I guess you need to know too: All men are evil.

 

[wwjd_kilden]

I’ve already told CCG this; I guess you need to know too: All men are evil.

I know... that is why I practice sword fighting

 

[resurrection33]

Aksel hasn’t turned evil yet, but most men do by the time they turn thirty years old.

 

[wwjd_kilden]

ah, so he's safe for a few more years then

 

[resurrection33]

You never can tell—he can fail at any moment—or be good for another ten or twenty years.

 

[wwjd_kilden]

let's hope it the latter

 

[resurrection33]

There are a few unique men, like myself, who never go completely bad. We go back and forth between good and bad.

 

[wwjd_kilden]

aaah, in that case it must happen earlier to women, cause I'm already at that stage

 

[resurrection33]

That is to be expected. You are very elderly (25), aren’t you?

 

[wwjd_kilden]

yup, and my back and shoulders hurt in the winter and when the weather changes abruptly, so i must be ancient

 

[resurrection33]

Wait till you need bifocals …