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I am terribly sorry old man, that was so rude of me.
If you would be so kind as to make space for me, so I can meekly and humbly take this
winning position though I hope it does not upset you too much, because for some
strange reason we english hate to make a song and dance about winning except
I am only half English
I win hahaha,
I was doing go karting at a circuit and the guy running it suggested we celebrate our victory
properly, so I did, and he did not look so pleased. lol You can never please everyone
If you would be so kind as to make space for me, so I can meekly and humbly take this
winning position though I hope it does not upset you too much, because for some
strange reason we english hate to make a song and dance about winning except
I am only half English
I win hahaha,
I was doing go karting at a circuit and the guy running it suggested we celebrate our victory
properly, so I did, and he did not look so pleased. lol You can never please everyone
OLD MAN??? That surely was rude of you 
But oh well I am winning, so all is WELL. lol
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But oh well I am winning, so all is WELL. lol,
the winner, and by participating you accept this will happen.
In the UK they did look why the english say sorry all the time.
Sorry I have to take you to prison because you just murdered someone.
Sorry, but you dropped your money on the floor.
Some got annoyed because they did not mean sorry, it was their job.
Like me saying sorry here is absurd as well, which is why it is funny, or not, as my
kids would say, Dad that was not funny, which is funny in itself when you know they
are going to say it, which they would never get, but all dads would lol
I win, but hey I getting bored, or am I
Win Yahoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Is that long enough, not sure
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
maybe a little bit more
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
but who is measuring
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I do not know
ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
so when do I stop
oooooooooooooooo
I don't know ask him....who?
Is that long enough, not sure
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
maybe a little bit more
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
but who is measuring
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I do not know
ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
so when do I stop
oooooooooooooooo
I don't know ask him....who?
And tonight, it gives me great pleasure to open this envelope, in
which is named all the nominees and the winner.
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John Arenot,
sorry, wait I am just getting a message in from the producers
sorry mr Arenot, no
give me back the award, now,
you did not win it, no
stop pulling, and yes I know it is not fair
you are an imaginary character playing a victim and I have all the power
and I WON Yes it is really me winning after so so so many seconds of typing
..........
which is named all the nominees and the winner.
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pause
crinkle
rip
pull out
John Arenot,
sorry, wait I am just getting a message in from the producers
sorry mr Arenot, no
give me back the award, now,
you did not win it, no
stop pulling, and yes I know it is not fair
you are an imaginary character playing a victim and I have all the power
and I WON Yes it is really me winning after so so so many seconds of typing
..........