Cheesy pickup lines and outrageously grandiose compliments

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Addison

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Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some nice bun

If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.

Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.

Hey, there. Those are pretty shoes. I wish they were walkin' my way.

Are you tired?.... B/c you been running through my mind

Are you a guardian angel? ....b/c I want you next to me all the time

Are you hot?,,,b/c I'm burning up over here

If beauty was a crime, I'd lock you up and throw away the key.

I heard you play soccer and I wanted to buy your jersey. Can I get your name and number?

i was so enchanted by you that i ran into that wall over there. so im going to have to have your number and address for insurence purposes

Excuse me, I believe that one of those ribs belongs to me.

Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only 10 I see.

You wanna know whats the best thing in my life? It's the first word of this sentence.

Hey, how YOU doing?

On a scale of 1-10: You're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have FINE written all over you.

I might as well call you Google cuz you have everything I've been searching for

Are you an astronaut? 'Cause I'd give you the sun, moon and stars.

I would offer you a cigarette, but you're already smoking hot.

Did you have some Campbell's soup this morning? Because you're looking mm mm good.

Are u an airplane? 'Cause just being with you gets me high.

Are u a Ferrari? 'Cause I can't stop admiring you.

Your teeth are like stars, they come out at night.

Your ears are like flowers, cauliflowers

You have a face like a million dollars, all green and crinkly

You have a soft heart and head to match

Are u a fighter pilot? 'Cause you just turned my world upside down.

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

I'm a bridge and you're a distant island; I'd cross the ocean to get to you.

Say as many of these as you can as fast as you can.

Don't stop for anything.
 

Demi777

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The weirdest compliment Ive ever had was from a PE teacher.. he said to me that '' I got a shoulder tension he hasnt seen often not even most guys''

and I was like.. '' did you just tell me I have man shoulders...''
 

JonahLynx

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The weirdest compliment Ive ever had was from a PE teacher.. he said to me that '' I got a shoulder tension he hasnt seen often not even most guys''

and I was like.. '' did you just tell me I have man shoulders...''
That's the type of compliment the protagonist of an action movie gets at the beginning. Probably tomorrow something dramatic happens and then you go off to join S.H.I.E.L.D.
 

Demi777

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Oct 13, 2014
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lol nice! rofl Ill be Batman :p

That's the type of compliment the protagonist of an action movie gets at the beginning. Probably tomorrow something dramatic happens and then you go off to join S.H.I.E.L.D.