I took my dog to a dog wash place today. I usually take her to this really nice one that has more stuff to keep her restrained, they were closed so I had to take her to this other place that is ok but they don't have very good restraints. So I have to lift her lard butt to get her in. I had to leave her collar on because their chain to restrain the dog doesn't have a collar to restrain the animal. So I put the money in and she jumps out of the tub, so again I put her in. I'm trying to see if there's any way to warm up the water she's drenched and jumps out of the tub, there's a Laundromat attached to the dog wash, someone was standing in front of the vending machine in the dog wash, she shakes herself everywhere and gets us wet. I put her back in the tub so I can rinse the soap off and she tries to jump again, I blew dry her and we got out the door and she pulls me over to the one muddy spot. I wanted to scream. I got her in the car and took my jerk dog home.