WHY, WHY, OH WHY (Did I Ask Why) Don't I Have a Good Christian GF/BF Yet??!!!

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seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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All right, Everyone...

Just to lighten things up in the singles forum a bit... Melody, I'm looking forward to the female counterpart of your earlier thread, and in anticipation, I am dedicating this thread to you!!!

The subtitles of this thread, and statements I would like for everyone to answer is:

"I Am OBVIOUSLY Still Single Because..." and, "In Order to Better Myself, I Plan to..."

This thread is meant to be as laugh-out-loud funny as we can make it to be, ok? Put down some of the most obvious, blatant, and humorous reasons (such as an exaggerated characteristic or personal flaw, real or imagined) as to why you think you have not found "the one" yet.

For example:

SeoulSearch is OBVIOUSLY Still Single Because... It's obvious I'm much, much (MUCH) too shy and submissive to have a boyfriend. After all, I would surely NEVER be able to talk to him about important subjects or tell him what I'm really feeling!! I would just hold the silence and NEVER mention anything that was bothering me, especially if it were controversial or a hot-button topic!! :D

And then...

In order to better myself, I plan to... work on talking more openly about somewhat touchy issues. (Perhaps I can start practicing by writing a few threads here on CC???) I'll only write a little at a time though... don't want to rock the boat too roughly all at once!! :p

Ok, everyone, fire away!!!

I am so looking forward to what everyone writes! :eek:
 
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Matthew

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I'd start by saying SeoulSearch is single because of her intolerable and endlesssssss use of sarcasm :D it just NEVER ENDS!

Before she protests people I'll say she also struggles with projection and massive denial issues, so it's best to ignore her ranting, in which she will likely say the same about me. :p She's just CRAZY!!!!!
 
phil36

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Ok I ma obviously single because I am a mans mans. I eat nails for breakfast, sheet metal for lunch and and Iron girders for dinner. I lead from the front like Napolean after reading about Samson. and then cry after watching 'the green mile'

And I havent found a lady who can cook sheet metal!

:p
 
phil36

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I forgot to add how to better myself.... I guess maybe watch more sad films:confused: ;)

Phil
 
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Matthew

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I'd say I'm still single because my perfection is like a blinding light :p It really is a curse to be me! :)

To better myself? I wouldn't seek to try and achieve the impossible. :D
 
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DABEARS85

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DABEARS85 is OBVIOUSLY Still Single Because... He dates the wrong type of women! He finds himself in a large majority of 3 month flings that start out great and burn out and fizzle at the end. He has always gone for the "pretty and she knows it, so feels everyone owes her something" type girls, basically the ones that are huge B words. For some reason, he always figured he could help change them into better people, but he realized you can't change anyone. They have to change themselves.

In order to better himself, DABEARS85 plans to.... actually try to date a good christian girl for once in his life. This task seems next to impossible though, as there are very few out there that in his mind. He is also not the perfect christian, and so the goody two shoes type of girl doesn't exactly seem to fit him, not that he has found many in his area! Perhaps an attractive christian girl will find him one day instead of him finding her. This seems like a far easier option, however unlikely!
 
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DABEARS85

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Actually, I'm single because I'm too gorgeous for anyone to look at for long. It intimidates even the best of girls, and they feel inadequite.

I plan to better myself by not brushing my teeth, showering, or doing anything in the way of grooming myself. I figure this will set the bar lower, and women will feel more comfortable in my presence.
 
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NodMyHeadLikeYeah

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I think i just threw up
 
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NodMyHeadLikeYeah

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DABEARS85 said:
It's ok. Nervousness happens to every girl around me. They see my beauty and can't handle the pressure. Just take a deep breath!

ahahaha
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Thank god, and here i thought it was only me!!
 
phil36

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DABEARS85 said:
It's ok. Nervousness happens to every girl around me. They see my beauty and can't handle the pressure. Just take a deep breath!

ahahaha
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DAEARS85, that has to be one of the best come backs i have heard lol

phil
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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Matthew said:
I'd start by saying SeoulSearch is single because of her intolerable and endlesssssss use of sarcasm :D it just NEVER ENDS!

Before she protests people I'll say she also struggles with projection and massive denial issues, so it's best to ignore her ranting, in which she will likely say the same about me. :p She's just CRAZY!!!!!
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Excuse me, everyone... but I think Matthew here has missed the point of the entire thread in this particular post (why am I not surprised)... so, in order to redirect him a little (although I see he got back on track a few posts later):

THE PURPOSE OF THIS THREAD IS NOT TO STATE WHY SOMEONE ELSE IS SINGLE OR WHAT THEY NEED TO WORK ON, BUT RATHER THE FOCUS IS TO BE ON ONESELF.

Obviously, part of the reason why poor SeoulSearch is still single is that she is guilty of being a bit too open-minded in her choice of friends and needs to be a little more selective.

In order to better myself, I will, from now on, choose to be around people who are a little less judgmental than Mr. Matthew.

Please ignore him (I know I do) and feel free to carry on! :D
 
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Matthew

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seoulsearch said:
Excuse me, everyone... but I think Matthew here has missed the point of the entire thread in this particular post (why am I not surprised)... so, in order to redirect him a little (although I see he got back on track a few posts later):

THE PURPOSE OF THIS THREAD IS NOT TO STATE WHY SOMEONE ELSE IS SINGLE OR WHAT THEY NEED TO WORK ON, BUT RATHER THE FOCUS IS TO BE ON ONESELF.
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SPOILSPORT!

It's a lot more fun to do it for others! :D Besides I was just trying to be helpful :p

Meanie!
 
phil36

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Matthew said:
I'd say I'm still single because my perfection is like a blinding light :p It really is a curse to be me! :)

To better myself? I wouldn't seek to try and achieve the impossible. :D
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You can't correct Matthew seoul, He's perfect and heading towards the impossible ;)..... Im almost sure that could be made into a good film :)

Phil
 
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SilverSky

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Well, I Am OBVIOUSLY Still Single Because... I've gotten shot down three times now for this reason..." Your just too nice of a person ". I'm not really going to fix that one because I enjoy being nice... I like being able to be nice with people. Compliment people and pay for things when I can...etc.
So really? I'm single because God has not put that right person in my life yet... been praying about that one for a good long while.

What I can improve about myself? Well, I can start leaving it to God to pick and show me the girl I'm supposed to be with instead of trying to take the control myself and dating girls that are paranoid that if your "too nice", you've got something up your sleeve.
 
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NodMyHeadLikeYeah

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I am obviously still single because.......... i'm nearly impossible to deal with at times. (this may come as a shock i know)
I want what i want when i want it (this goes back to number 1)
I can never be hot, i must always be in a temperature controlled room

To fix this i am planning on making the man i date fan me with large palm leaves
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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NodMyHeadLikeYeah said:
I am obviously still single because.......... i'm nearly impossible to deal with at times. (this may come as a shock i know)
I want what i want when i want it (this goes back to number 1)
I can never be hot, i must always be in a temperature controlled room

To fix this i am planning on making the man i date fan me with large palm leaves
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Along with the fanning... I would like for a man to wait on me hand and foot, as well as feed me grapes, just like in the days of Cleopatra...

WOW!! I didn't know this thread was going to take off like hotcakes!!!

So... I may have to reverse my stance a bit here and share my oh-so-keen observations as to why all the lovely people here in this thread are still single:

1. NodYourHead is obviously single because everything she sees or reads makes her think of sex (proof: "Missionary Dating" thread.)

2. Phil is obviously single because when he says IRON CHEF, boy, does he ever mean IRON CHEF.

3. I can't even write a reason as to why DABEARS is single because his blinding gorgeousness is shutting out any other ideas I may have been able to come up with...

4. SilverSky is obviously single because, dang nab it all.. he's just too nice!

5. Matthew is obviously single because he makes up stories about knife fights in which he supposedly wins (reference: "I'm Not Paranoid" thread.) Matthew is also obviously single because he has a habit of correcting people's English while failing to monitor his own use, as well as constantly speaking of himself in the third person. (When SeoulSeaarch does it, it's cute, witty, and clever; when Matthew does it, it's just downright annoying!! Again, see noted thread for proof.)

Matthew to potential date: "Matthew just wants to know if you would be interested in dating perfection, which of course, would be Matthew. Here is Matthew's number... be sure to give Matthew a call very promptly, as Matthew has many other prospects on the line... and for goodness sake, always use correct English and grammar when privileged with any opportunity you are blessed with in order to communicate with Matthew."
 
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