WHY, WHY, OH WHY (Did I Ask Why) Don't I Have a Good Christian GF/BF Yet??!!!
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M
Poor Matthew... will just have to get over it!! 
Also Matthew is single for other reasons, one of which is a change in his status to 'taken' would cause mass hysteria amongst all the females in England, and that just wouldn't be fair.
K
I'm still single because most of my online dating profile is filled with an explanation on the fact Kuroko doesn't mean anything in particular and I just made the name up, I am definitely still single in clubs when I forget it's the real world and still introduce myself as kuroko and have to spend the next few minutes explaining it again
But really? I'm still single because when I like a girl I make her laugh and when she's laughing she can't say yes to going out with me... it's really unnerving because I can't tell if they're still laughing about the joke or now laughing because I asked them out
Do they have counseling for these things?
But really? I'm still single because when I like a girl I make her laugh and when she's laughing she can't say yes to going out with me... it's really unnerving because I can't tell if they're still laughing about the joke or now laughing because I asked them out
Do they have counseling for these things?
N
I'm still single because most of my online dating profile is filled with an explanation on the fact Kuroko doesn't mean anything in particular and I just made the name up, I am definitely still single in clubs when I forget it's the real world and still introduce myself as kuroko and have to spend the next few minutes explaining it again
But really? I'm still single because when I like a girl I make her laugh and when she's laughing she can't say yes to going out with me... it's really unnerving because I can't tell if they're still laughing about the joke or now laughing because I asked them out
Do they have counseling for these things?
But really? I'm still single because when I like a girl I make her laugh and when she's laughing she can't say yes to going out with me... it's really unnerving because I can't tell if they're still laughing about the joke or now laughing because I asked them out
Do they have counseling for these things?
Yes, 1-800-freecounselingformakingweirddatingprofilesandhavingtoexplainthatkurokoisnotarealnamesothenitmakesyouwonderwhyyouwouldevencontinuetousethatnameifyouknowpeoplearegoingtoaskyouaboutitdoyouknowhowharditistotypewitoutpressingthespacebar
We may all be single, but you guys are so awesome!! Thanks for making me laugh so hard with all of your comments (who says God doesn't have a sense of humor???)
Just a few of my infamous observations...
So Kuroko... exactly WHAT does your name mean again???!!! (The mods may want to start putting a limit on how much one can type in a single post, it sounds like this may take a while...) If it's any consolation, "Kuroko" kind of sounds like an in-the-making sketch of a new Pokemon character... VERY impressive to the ladies, I assure you.
Nod--if you have a hotline I can call for all of MY issues, please post it--I would be forever grateful (once again, a limit on the length of a single post may come in handy here.)
Calvina--I so hear you, girlfriend!! I love it when people tell us we're too picky for wanting someone with morals and non-illegal hobbies. I'll hear girls say, "Oh, he just smokes a little weed here and there," and I just want to shout, "A 'LITTLE' weed?!!! How about a 'little' prison time, for him AND you, if you're caught as his accomplice??!!!"
I guess if you choose to live your life as a morally responsible, law-abiding Christian, it sometimes means an automatic condition off long-term singleness (we'll just hope it's not a life sentence.)
Thanks for making me laugh so hard with all of your comments (who says God doesn't have a sense of humor???)Just a few of my infamous observations...
So Kuroko... exactly WHAT does your name mean again???!!! (The mods may want to start putting a limit on how much one can type in a single post, it sounds like this may take a while...) If it's any consolation, "Kuroko" kind of sounds like an in-the-making sketch of a new Pokemon character... VERY impressive to the ladies, I assure you.
Nod--if you have a hotline I can call for all of MY issues, please post it--I would be forever grateful (once again, a limit on the length of a single post may come in handy here.)
Calvina--I so hear you, girlfriend!! I love it when people tell us we're too picky for wanting someone with morals and non-illegal hobbies. I'll hear girls say, "Oh, he just smokes a little weed here and there," and I just want to shout, "A 'LITTLE' weed?!!! How about a 'little' prison time, for him AND you, if you're caught as his accomplice??!!!"
I guess if you choose to live your life as a morally responsible, law-abiding Christian, it sometimes means an automatic condition off long-term singleness (we'll just hope it's not a life sentence.)
K
typing without spaces IS hard
BTW whats the area code for that 1800 number? mine keeps going to some company that imports chinese fortune cookies from thailand ironically enough...
Seoul: Here's what I have so far for an answer, I wanted some thing that sounded japanese, and apparently I kind of lucked out because kuroko is the name of a type of stagehand for plays in japan (they dress in all black o.0) and it's also two characters in different animes where the characters are named Kuroko (one's a girland the other's a guy so I guess the name applies to both genders o.0) on is called Kuroko no basket and the other is To Aru Kagaku No Railgun... I'm basing all this off google and wikipedia though so *shrugs*
Thing is I just made it up
I was told it meant dark child by a japanese friend of mine but I'm less inclined to want to tell people that.
Peace ^_^
BTW whats the area code for that 1800 number? mine keeps going to some company that imports chinese fortune cookies from thailand ironically enough...
Seoul: Here's what I have so far for an answer, I wanted some thing that sounded japanese, and apparently I kind of lucked out because kuroko is the name of a type of stagehand for plays in japan (they dress in all black o.0) and it's also two characters in different animes where the characters are named Kuroko (one's a girland the other's a guy so I guess the name applies to both genders o.0) on is called Kuroko no basket and the other is To Aru Kagaku No Railgun... I'm basing all this off google and wikipedia though so *shrugs*
Thing is I just made it up
I was told it meant dark child by a japanese friend of mine but I'm less inclined to want to tell people that.
Peace ^_^
T
I'm still single, because:
1) Girls must think, that I'm out of their league.
2) They discover that I'm an alien (from my behavior).
3) I'm so thin that girls just look pass me and can't see me.
4) when I make a joke, they die from laughter. literally.
5) my only dating ideas have been either a Star Trek convention or a secret chicken offering ritual.
6) I tend to repeat things to the point, when it get annoying.
7) I tend to repeat things to the point, when it get annoying.
8) I tend to repeat things to the point, when it get annoying.
Oh and I also sit home all day along and don't speak to any person ever, but now that doesn't effect my chances to get a gf, now does it..
To better myself, I will offer more chickens in the ritual.
1) Girls must think, that I'm out of their league.
2) They discover that I'm an alien (from my behavior).
3) I'm so thin that girls just look pass me and can't see me.
4) when I make a joke, they die from laughter. literally.
5) my only dating ideas have been either a Star Trek convention or a secret chicken offering ritual.
6) I tend to repeat things to the point, when it get annoying.
7) I tend to repeat things to the point, when it get annoying.
8) I tend to repeat things to the point, when it get annoying.
Oh and I also sit home all day along and don't speak to any person ever, but now that doesn't effect my chances to get a gf, now does it..
To better myself, I will offer more chickens in the ritual.
C
Hey bud, instead of worrying about dating "christian" ladys. Cause obvsiously your not "attracted" highly to them yet, its more so you need to focus like you said, on your Christianity, once your fire's ablazing for God, you see a girl with similar passion, you'll get that attraction fast, girls who love Jesus, whooowowo!, if you know what I mean. anyhow.
C
I'm still single because most of my online dating profile is filled with an explanation on the fact Kuroko doesn't mean anything in particular and I just made the name up, I am definitely still single in clubs when I forget it's the real world and still introduce myself as kuroko and have to spend the next few minutes explaining it again
But really? I'm still single because when I like a girl I make her laugh and when she's laughing she can't say yes to going out with me... it's really unnerving because I can't tell if they're still laughing about the joke or now laughing because I asked them out
Do they have counseling for these things?
But really? I'm still single because when I like a girl I make her laugh and when she's laughing she can't say yes to going out with me... it's really unnerving because I can't tell if they're still laughing about the joke or now laughing because I asked them out
Do they have counseling for these things?
Don't rely on jokes as a pre-prep for asking a girl out.
K
But... but....
Humor sets the lighter mood!!
Wait, I just realized how bad that is when asking something serious --_--;
Ok ok, how about...
Me: Do you like knock knock jokes?
Girl: yes
Me: Cool, ok here's one!
Me: Knock knock
Girl: Who's there?
Me: If you say who at the end of this sentence you agree to go out with me!
Humor sets the lighter mood!!
Wait, I just realized how bad that is when asking something serious --_--;
Ok ok, how about...
Me: Do you like knock knock jokes?
Girl: yes
Me: Cool, ok here's one!
Me: Knock knock
Girl: Who's there?
Me: If you say who at the end of this sentence you agree to go out with me!
N
But... but....
Humor sets the lighter mood!!
Wait, I just realized how bad that is when asking something serious --_--;
Ok ok, how about...
Me: Do you like knock knock jokes?
Girl: yes
Me: Cool, ok here's one!
Me: Knock knock
Girl: Who's there?
Me: If you say who at the end of this sentence you agree to go out with me!
Humor sets the lighter mood!!
Wait, I just realized how bad that is when asking something serious --_--;
Ok ok, how about...
Me: Do you like knock knock jokes?
Girl: yes
Me: Cool, ok here's one!
Me: Knock knock
Girl: Who's there?
Me: If you say who at the end of this sentence you agree to go out with me!
HA!! dont listen to that guy, this seems to work well
J
Maybe bkoz i didnt luk 4 God's will n that made me single. Evrytime i met some guy who were never serious or wud lov their mum mor than me. But i believe that God has already chosen my partner n we'll meet each other at the right time..jus a lil patience..u dnt hav 2 luk 4 a gf or bf, he/she will come in ur life as God has planed