Looking For a Foreign Wife? May I Humbly Submit Some Realities to Consider...

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Available now. Low miles. Minimal use. Sparse on accessories. Needs suspension, transmission, engine, and body work. Not much of a looker. Utilitarian and lacking "creature comforts". Hard starting - easier to start a nuclear reactor. Temperamental. Cheap. Clean title.
 
"Clean title" meaning no kids strewn all over the country that he has to pay child support for? :p
 
Yahweh_is_gracious said:
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Available now. Low miles. Minimal use. Sparse on accessories. Needs suspension, transmission, engine, and body work. Not much of a looker. Utilitarian and lacking "creature comforts". Hard starting - easier to start a nuclear reactor. Temperamental. Cheap. Clean title.
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You could call that a fixer-upper lol.
 
They should make a tv show called "Foreign Wives", sort of like Desperate Housewives, but where the wives all play dumb to their husbands while secretly working for their foreign governments as high level spies and assasins... I'd watch it! :rolleyes:

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maxwel said:

Something I've usually found to be true:


Anyone who needs to keep repeating he's an alpha male... usually isn't.


It's usually overcompensating for a sense of insecurity.
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Well you don't gotta be jealous of me. You could just instead come join me if your heart weren't so hard.
 
UM...some of us...like Russian men!!!! ....:D just saying!!!!



Lynx said:
And that's another thing... why do we never see advertisements for mail order husbands? It's always the women who are being shipped off to some other country because a man paid for them. No women want a husband from Russia?
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zeroturbulence said:
They should make a tv show called "Foreign Wives", sort of like Desperate Housewives, but where the wives all play dumb to their husbands while secretly working for their foreign governments as high level spies and assasins... I'd watch it! :rolleyes:
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This is genius. You should copyright that for real. That be a hit show I can see it all ready.
 
zeroturbulence said:
They should make a tv show called "Foreign Wives", sort of like Desperate Housewives, but where the wives all play dumb to their husbands while secretly working for their foreign governments as high level spies and assasins... I'd watch it! :rolleyes:
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Sounds like a hit. Lot's of ratings.
 
zeroturbulence said:
They should make a tv show called "Foreign Wives", sort of like Desperate Housewives, but where the wives all play dumb to their husbands while secretly working for their foreign governments as high level spies and assasins... I'd watch it! :rolleyes:

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They already have a show like that called married in 90 days or something
 
LOOOVED THIS!!!!

EXCELLENT VIDEO!!!....If only more men...were strong..and kind...and.....****..ran countries.*** :D


THANK YOU >..for this!!!!

GBU!!!!


Eloseus said:
Lol I got the song for you.

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Angelsnow said:
LOOOVED THIS!!!!

EXCELLENT VIDEO!!!....If only more men...were strong..and kind...and.....****..ran countries.*** :D


THANK YOU >..for this!!!!

GBU!!!!
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Well gotta remember that is Russian propaganda lol but it is catchy for sure. Putin beat his wife that's why she divorced him. God will give us strong leaders again though, we got President Trump, and that's just the beginning. Marine Le Pen coming up to bat next in France, a strong woman to boot! Now there's a foreign bride for ya!
 
zeroturbulence said:
They should make a tv show called "Foreign Wives", sort of like Desperate Housewives, but where the wives all play dumb to their husbands while secretly working for their foreign governments as high level spies and assasins... I'd watch it! :rolleyes:

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Sort of like Stepford Wives. Or desperate husbands. A robot stepford wife is a lesser evil than a feminazi wife.
 
I've never understood why women love cats.


Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, when they are home they like to be left alone and sleep.


In other words, every quality women hate in men, they love in a cat.
 
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