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That will doubtlessly be of immeasurable value to you throughout your lifetime
I ran from Senior class vice-president in high school. I put up poster boards telling ppl to vote for me. I even campaigned. I lost by 3 votes to someone who didn't even try. He even said he voted for me.
#TrueStory
Sadly, 10+ years ago, he was killed in a car wreck.
#TrueStory
Sadly, 10+ years ago, he was killed in a car wreck.
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That will doubtlessly be of immeasurable value to you throughout your lifetime
Yes, it will lol
I can see it now. The frog Senate has a vote on upgrading their lily pads.
All in favor say "ribbit, ribbit".
All opposed say "ribbit"..
All in favor say "ribbit, ribbit".
All opposed say "ribbit"..
A drunk(probably a Presby) staggers through totin' a gallon of liquor in a burlap sack when he come upon a pond. He says out loud, "I wish I knew how deep this pond was so I could wade it." A frog hops upon a log and begins saying, "nee deep, nee deep, nee deep." He says, "if it's only knee deep I'll wade it." He wades out about 10' and the bottom falls out. It takes everything in him to get back to the bank and in the struggle loses the sack and liquor.
As he's setting there trying to get his breath back, another frog jumps upon that same log and starts saying, "jug a rum, jug a rum, jug a rum." He then said that to the frog,"why you sorry thang. You didn't have to lie to steal it!"
Nee deep and jug a rum are two sounds frogs make..Or that's how they sound to me and others.
As he's setting there trying to get his breath back, another frog jumps upon that same log and starts saying, "jug a rum, jug a rum, jug a rum." He then said that to the frog,"why you sorry thang. You didn't have to lie to steal it!"
Nee deep and jug a rum are two sounds frogs make..Or that's how they sound to me and others.
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Why don't ppl tell me these things?!?!?!?
I change my vote to "ribbit, ribbit"..
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If we improve communications, that takes $ from the lily pads project. We have limited funds to begin with.
#dilemma
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Both!! We need to retire some of the elder frogmen from the Senate. Take their salaries and use it for both.
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A guy at work keeps asking me if I want to be President of the BLE. I keep telling him no.
He says all it takes is a vote at the next meeting and I could be the new President.
He is the President now. I just think he doesn't want to do it anymore...
He says all it takes is a vote at the next meeting and I could be the new President.
He is the President now. I just think he doesn't want to do it anymore...