Suddenly, Max saw an alien ship zooming past him. It was going looking if it can see another spaceship, and it did. The other ship went POW! The alien spaceship then got mad and fiyered back. CRACK! Then the two spaceships fiyered back and forth. One went ZOOP! and the uther went THURP! Max was so engrossed in the fiery, wild action. He had never seen anything like that before in his life. Finally, the alien spaceship unleashed a sonick boom, and the other spaceship was BLOOEN UP! Finally, the alien spaceship flew off to joopiter, and Max drove on.
This was inspired by this lovely man here: