"No, I don't like your new haircut nor the color"
"You spend entirely too much money on shoes, and your uncomfortable shoes are the reason your feet now look like hooves"
"I don't like your mother and I think your father is a pig of a human being"
"Please stay out of the kitchen - you are incapable of cooking a decent meal"
"Yes, this IS what I am wearing"
"Until you stop acting all crazy like a sack full of cats, we are NOT discussing anything"