Things Not to Say to Your Spouse.

[Deliverances]

I'm not married, so, hopefully I will not get killed. Here is something somebody should not say to their spouse. "They say women shrink with age, but, either your jeans are getting wider or you are getting wider."

 

[p_rehbein]

No, Dear, that dress does not make your butt look big..........your butt makes your butt look big.

 

[Deliverances]

No, Dear, that dress does not make your butt look big..........your butt makes your butt look big.

When your wife says "I can't fit into my dress", tell her, "THEN QUIT EATING SO MUCH."

 

[NotmebutHim]

"If I want something done right, I'll do it myself!"

 

[Deliverances]

"You look very attractive when you're angry."

 

[Deliverances]

When your wife asks you, Why don't you put the toilet seat down, you respond with, "The same reason you don't put the toilet seat up."

 

[Deliverances]

"Sorry dear, I cooked you a romantic dinner, just ignore the food on the ceiling."

 

[kaylagrl]

No, Dear, that dress does not make your butt look big..........your butt makes your butt look big.

So I may be odd here but I want to know if something doesn't look good on me. My family knows this and tells me the truth. I cant see all sides,thats why Im asking their opinion. Hubby says "its not really your style" and thats my cue that I aint lookin too hot in the outfit. Why would you want someone to tell you you looked good when you don't?

 

[kaylagrl]

"If I want something done right, I'll do it myself!"

Oops ,guilty of saying this one. Im one to get right in on fixing anything and hubby is getting use to it. I think he's use to women who sit back and watch. Im a fixer,stand back and let me work.

 

[Deliverances]

So I may be odd here but I want to know if something doesn't look good on me. My family knows this and tells me the truth. I cant see all sides,thats why Im asking their opinion. Hubby says "its not really your style" and thats my cue that I aint lookin too hot in the outfit. Why would you want someone to tell you you looked good when you don't?

The wife might have spent a lot of time picking out that outfit, and the wife might have hoped her husband likes the outfit as much as she does. She might eventually realize the outfit does not flatter her as much as she initially thought.

 

[Tinuviel]

So I may be odd here but I want to know if something doesn't look good on me. My family knows this and tells me the truth. I cant see all sides,thats why Im asking their opinion. Hubby says "its not really your style" and thats my cue that I aint lookin too hot in the outfit. Why would you want someone to tell you you looked good when you don't?

Yeah. Or there's me: If I want a confidence booster, I go to one sister, if I want honesty, I go to the other. It's not a bad system, really

 

[WineRose]

*Insert generic racial slur/obscene racist/sexist/anti-religious statement which I am 100% sure can't be said in this forum without getting slapped with a ban here*

 

[Demi777]

'' You gained weight "

 

[Yahweh_is_gracious]

"No, I don't like your new haircut nor the color"

"You spend entirely too much money on shoes, and your uncomfortable shoes are the reason your feet now look like hooves"

"I don't like your mother and I think your father is a pig of a human being"

"Please stay out of the kitchen - you are incapable of cooking a decent meal"

"Yes, this IS what I am wearing"

"Until you stop acting all crazy like a sack full of cats, we are NOT discussing anything"

 

[OwzK]

You're fat

You need to lose weight

Hello ugly

I had sex with your sister

Saying that she looks good sometimes will upset her too. It's like what doesn't offend a wife anymore (I'm not married either, thank God).

 

[p_rehbein]

So I may be odd here but I want to know if something doesn't look good on me. My family knows this and tells me the truth. I cant see all sides,thats why Im asking their opinion. Hubby says "its not really your style" and thats my cue that I aint lookin too hot in the outfit. Why would you want someone to tell you you looked good when you don't?

Why would anyone tell me something like that? You have to assume that there is a time when I DO NOT look good.......that time has yet to come...........

 

[Lynx]

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[mailmandan]

'' You gained weight "

I made that mistake once. AND ONLY ONCE!

 

[kaylagrl]

Yeah. Or there's me: If I want a confidence booster, I go to one sister, if I want honesty, I go to the other. It's not a bad system, really

Lol!You're all set then!!

 

[kaylagrl]

Why would anyone tell me something like that? You have to assume that there is a time when I DO NOT look good.......that time has yet to come...........

ROFL touche!!!