Things Not to Say to Your Spouse.

[Lynx]

"I don't like your mother and I think your father is a pig of a human being"

I'm reminded of something Jeff Foxworthy said about how long he's been married:

At 16 years of marriage you start thinking, "Hey we might actually make this work!" Cause the first couple of years, you're just a few shots of tequila away from screwing the whole thing up. "And another thing, I'll tell you what I think about your mother... hey come back here, I'll tell ya!"

 

[Demi777]

I bet you can tell us about that experience XD

I made that mistake once. AND ONLY ONCE!

 

[Deliverances]

When your wife asks you, "why do you keep arguing with me all the time?", respond with, because you won't stop talking.

 

[Deliverances]

"Dear, I know you are very mad at me, but, if I get sent to the doghouse, do I still get maid service."

 

[Deliverances]

When you wife asks you "How do I look", respond, "One Hundred ten years."

 

[Lynx]

"Honey will you still love me when I am old and gray?"

"Of course I do."

 

[Tinuviel]

"Honey will you still love me when I am old and gray?"

"Of course I do."

Very important to pay attention to the tense when you discuss aging with your spouse!

 

[mailmandan]

I bet you can tell us about that experience XD

Let's just say, I got an earful!

 

[mailmandan]

The hot button for women is make them feel unattractive/undesirable in any way, shape or form.

The hot button for men is make them feel like they can't do anything right and they are worthless.