Ruin a date in just four words

[blue_ladybug]

Oh my lanta..

Wonderful, I'm a fecalpheliac.

 

[EarnestQ]

Wonderful, I'm a fecalpheliac.

YUCK! DOUBLE YUCK! YUCKITY YUCK YUCK!

 

[Galatea]

Bite your tongue, woman!! John Stamos is the sexiest man on this planet. Hubba hubba..

Stamos is nice, but Elvis is nicer.

 

[Tommy379]

I'm into open relationships.

Awesome, I'm a member of an exclusive club.

 

[LanceA]

a cow trough maybe?

 

[blue_ladybug]

Elvis is dead. Johnny baby's still alive, kicking, and quite hot.. woo hoo

Stamos is nice, but Elvis is nicer.

 

[Tommy379]

I ate both dinners..

That's ok, I ate your dog.

 

[Tommy379]

I just peed myself.

Let me see!

 

[blue_ladybug]

I'm a super freak.

Rick James says so.

LOL

 

[LanceA]

Elvis is dead. Johnny baby's still alive, kicking, and quite hot.. woo hoo

For you

 

[Tommy379]

You resemble my stepmother

Your stepmother is hot.

 

[blue_ladybug]

I'm telling the neighbors you ate their dog.

That's ok, I ate your dog.

 

[LanceA]

Your stepmother is hot.

You haven't met her

 

[Tommy379]

OOOOH, I think that takes the cake for the worst I've seen on here .

You've seen nothing yet

 

[Tommy379]

You sure are hairy..

So is your lip.

 

[blue_ladybug]

I actually tried Oikos yogurt, simply because he's their spokesman.. lol

True story.

For you

 

[Tommy379]

Is that a booger hanging off your nose?

Good, I was hungry.

 

[Tommy379]

I escaped the asylum.

Crazy is always hot.

 

[Tinuviel]

Wait, wouldn't that be a good thing (if you were talking to a man)?
Elvis is the best looking man ever- objective fact.

That's right...that'd be a complement so to RUIN the date you've got to say:

You sound like Elvis.

 

[Tommy379]

I lost my toothbrush.

You can use mine.