(Complete this sentence). It is so hot.....

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CaptainGoat

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I could eat a horse!
 
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JoDel

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Hell has competition!
 
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CaptainGoat

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I could take one of my vests off.
 
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toinena

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I can't believe this global warming is bad for us (Waiting for real summer-heat).
 
Lynx

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It is so hot and dry that I heard whistling outside. I looked out and saw the trees whistling for dogs.

It is so hot and dry that the Pentecostals have started baptizing by sprinkling.
The Baptists are using wet-wipes.
The Presbyterians are handing out rain checks.
 
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joefizz

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that sweat has dried rapidly!!!
 
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JoDel

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Lynx said:
It is so hot and dry that I heard whistling outside. I looked out and saw the trees whistling for dogs.

It is so hot and dry that the Pentecostals have started baptizing by sprinkling.
The Baptists are using wet-wipes.
The Presbyterians are handing out rain checks.
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Bwaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha! thanks for the laugh!;)
 
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joefizz

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it is so hot that the birds decided to sit under the trees instead of in them!
 
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joefizz

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It's so hot that the worms asked the birds for a head start!
 
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joefizz

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It's so hot that you could fry tons of breakfast food on the sidewalk!
 
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joefizz

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it is so hot that speeding was caused by people rushing to get their icecream home before it could melt!!
 
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joefizz

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it is so hot that the dolphins at sea world decided not to jump through hoops!
 
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joefizz

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it is so hot that you can see plenty of women not caring about what style outfit they'll wear today!
 
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CaptainGoat

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It was so hot that sunburn was sunburnt.
I heard about a man who took a car door into the desert. When asked why, he said if it got too hot he could wind down the window.
 
tourist

tourist

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CaptainGoat said:
It was so hot that sunburn was sunburnt.
I heard about a man who took a car door into the desert. When asked why, he said if it got too hot he could wind down the window.
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Unfortunately he didn't realize that the car door had a power window.
 
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joefizz

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it is so hot that when asked"how hot is it"? nobody made an effort to respond!!!
 
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CaptainGoat

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It was so hot, even the sun had a tan.
 
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joefizz

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It is so hot that women said I looked hot!!!!
 
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