(Complete this sentence). It is so hot.....

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I can't believe this global warming is bad for us (Waiting for real summer-heat).
 
It is so hot and dry that I heard whistling outside. I looked out and saw the trees whistling for dogs.

It is so hot and dry that the Pentecostals have started baptizing by sprinkling.
The Baptists are using wet-wipes.
The Presbyterians are handing out rain checks.
 
Lynx said:
It is so hot and dry that I heard whistling outside. I looked out and saw the trees whistling for dogs.

It is so hot and dry that the Pentecostals have started baptizing by sprinkling.
The Baptists are using wet-wipes.
The Presbyterians are handing out rain checks.
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Bwaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha! thanks for the laugh!;)
 
it is so hot that the birds decided to sit under the trees instead of in them!
 
It's so hot that you could fry tons of breakfast food on the sidewalk!
 
it is so hot that speeding was caused by people rushing to get their icecream home before it could melt!!
 
it is so hot that the dolphins at sea world decided not to jump through hoops!
 
it is so hot that you can see plenty of women not caring about what style outfit they'll wear today!
 
It was so hot that sunburn was sunburnt.
I heard about a man who took a car door into the desert. When asked why, he said if it got too hot he could wind down the window.
 
CaptainGoat said:
It was so hot that sunburn was sunburnt.
I heard about a man who took a car door into the desert. When asked why, he said if it got too hot he could wind down the window.
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Unfortunately he didn't realize that the car door had a power window.
 
it is so hot that when asked"how hot is it"? nobody made an effort to respond!!!
 
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