(Complete this sentence). It is so hot.....

[tourist]

It is so hot that women said I looked hot!!!!

Maybe you thought that they were hot too.

 

[Stephen63]

Rednecks are buying air conditioners for their pickups.

 

[joefizz]

Maybe you thought that they were hot too.

they're always hot lol!

 

[Desertsrose]

The cows were giving evaporated milk.

 

[Desertsrose]

You go to buy some bread at the grocery store and all they have it toast.

 

[Susanna]

It's so hot the creeks are frying the fish themselves.

 

[joefizz]

it is so hot that the birds and squirrels traded places!

 

[joefizz]

it is so hot that the fish won't move an inch!

 

[joefizz]

it is so hot that I saw trees buying mountain dew in place of dew!!

 

[Desertsrose]

That you're hot flashes feel like a breeze.

 

[Stephen63]

The cat on a hot tin roof is starting to look like Chinese take-out.

 

[Desertsrose]

​I saw wasps removing their yellow jackets.

 

[joefizz]

it is so hot that I saw people everywhere walking around with mini fans!

 

[G00WZ]

Its so hot i cant (complete this sentence)

 

[joefizz]

It's so hot KFC decided to sell and cook the chicken outside to save on utilities!!

 

[Desertsrose]

......that you'll find instant mashed potatoes in your garden.

 

[Yahweh_is_gracious]

It's so hot that even a teetotaler will go into the beer cooler to hang out for a while and cool off.

It's so hot that I'm going to go to hell just to get a break from the heat.

It's so hot that you get a reminder why shorts and a vinyl car interior don't mix.

It's so hot you long for Winter just so you can complain about the cold.

 

[joefizz]

It's so hot that people put on ice skates to try to psychologically cool down!

 

[joefizz]

It's so hot that the ants were evacuating their ant hills to go on vacation!!

 

[joefizz]

It's so hot that everyone was dancing in the streets,oops I mean hopping off their feet!!