If I'm Single For Too Much Longer, I'm Going To...

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If I'm Single for Too Much Longer, I'm Going To...

  • Start obtaining animals of all kinds--and open a zoo.(I can tell potential dates that I own my own b

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  • Meet other single people for coffee at McDonald's every morning--and complain about being single.

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seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
May 23, 2009
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Hey Everyone,

You know how people often make sarcastic comments/jokes about the supposedly bleak (and often comical) life that long-term single people are theoretically going to face?

Let's make the most of them here. :D

Finish this sentence:

"If I'm Single for Too Much Longer, I'm Going To..."

Give me a minute and I'll write a poll of common, humorous assumptions about long-term single people. :p The poll is going to be multiple choice and just for the fun of it, I'm going to make it so that we can see each other's answers (and maybe get some good banter going. :))

And for the sake of discussion, I'm also going to include some comments I hope people will reply to in their post (for example, if you plan on becoming The Crazy Cat Lady in your singledom, how many cats will be your limit?) I will also surely miss some of the possibilities, so please be sure to include other choices I didn't include (or things people have said to you) in your post.

This thread is meant to be humorous, but any and all answers are welcome. Maybe you'd like to give serious answers about mission trips or other interests you plan to pursue as well.

All answers are welcome!! Marrieds are welcome to give their answers as to what they would do if they were single, too.

My purpose for this thread is just to cheer each other on in our daily lives as singles. :)

Happy sharing, and... Who's going to volunteer to come over and change all those litter boxes?! :D

(I personally nominate Lynx and Catherder. :cool:)
 
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NoNameMcgee

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#2
ooo this is gonna be a good one
 
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"If I'm Single for Too Much Longer, I'm Going To..."

Get a mail order bride.
 
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CaptainGoat

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#4
Get married to myself!
 
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Jennie-Mae

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#5
...fix me some lightning to lower the bar...
 
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CaptainGoat

Guest
#6
Get married!
 

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
May 23, 2009
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#9
Oh man, people are already answering out the door... and I haven't even posted the poll yet! :D

You guys are awesome! :eek:
 
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Zi

Guest
#10
I was gonna say this... Too bad i don't have a long lost friend I've made a blood oath as a kid to marry by some certain time.. at least I'd have a prospect
Get married to myself!
 
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I was gonna say this... Too bad i don't have a long lost friend I've made a blood oath as a kid to marry by some certain time.. at least I'd have a prospect
Inb4 the blood oath thread.
 

Maka

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Jun 26, 2017
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I might try dating :p
 

slave

Senior Member
Mar 20, 2015
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[h=2]If I'm Single For Too Much Longer, I'm Going To...[/h]
*Start sleeping with my arms and legs fully extended and sprawled out after buying a new king-size bed to fully enjoy the freedom in Christ!


 
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CaptainGoat

Guest
#15
Ruin a date in just four words!
 

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
Aug 13, 2014
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Hmm... Well the serious answer is I'll probably go on as I have been going. It has worked this long for me, why change now?

But yeah, I'd like to become the crazy cat guy. You don't have to get a lot, three puts you over the limit. As Paul Klusman said, if you have one cat, you're just a guy with a cat. If you have two cats, well they keep each other company so that's cool. If you have three cats, you start to become that guy... you know, the one who has all those cats...

[video=youtube;mHXBL6bzAR4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHXBL6bzAR4[/video]
 
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NoNameMcgee

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i voted the beard one... to be honest ive been tryin for a looong time...

seems like its harder to get a beard than a wife


dang puerto rican and native american genes
 
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CaptainGoat

Guest
#19
Lose my virginity.
 

slave

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Mar 20, 2015
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i voted the beard one... to be honest ive been tryin for a looong time...

seems like its harder to get a beard than a wife


dang puerto rican and native american genes
There's your answer for this thread then: Buy a new pair of Jeans!:cool: And I have a old fake beard that my neighbor threw out that was his Satan beard you can have! (Ok, now we know why I am single, I went thru my neighbors trash in search of a Santa beard!). Smile:rolleyes:
 
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