If I'm Single For Too Much Longer, I'm Going To...

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If I'm Single for Too Much Longer, I'm Going To...

  • Join Thursday night Bingo. I just need to keep a card with me at all times in order to remember how

    Votes: 1 3.1%

  • Buy a rocking chair (which will be my primary means of transportation.)

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Start collecting cats. (How many is your limit?)

    Votes: 3 9.4%

  • Start acquiring animals. (Which kinds and how many?)

    Votes: 2 6.3%

  • Start obtaining animals of all kinds--and open a zoo.(I can tell potential dates that I own my own b

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Become that creepy person who sits on a park bench and stares at everyone.

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Take up knitting--it'll come in handy when making sweaters for all my cats. (Sorry, chickswithsticks

    Votes: 3 9.4%

  • Play video games indefinitely while slamming Cheetos and Mountain Dew. (Which games, and which other

    Votes: 9 28.1%

  • Watch romantic movies 24/7. I like to torture myself with constant reminders of things I want but do

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Take up gourmet cooking--in the form of Hungry Man XXL frozen dinners.

    Votes: 7 21.9%

  • Welcome to the Jungle (my house will be overrun with plants... and other green things I will try to

    Votes: 1 3.1%

  • Meet other single people for coffee at McDonald's every morning--and complain about being single.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Quit shaving and grow that awesome beard I've always wanted. (Ladies, don't be afraid to admit this

    Votes: 7 21.9%

  • Become "that house at the end of the street" that everyone says is occupied by a creepy old person,

    Votes: 6 18.8%

  • Other -- There are so many awesome, humorous, sarcastic things to do as a single, I don't know where

    Votes: 7 21.9%
  • Total voters
    32
Conversationand

Conversationand

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Start posting in a Christian Chat Forum and hope that senpai will notice me...
 
Maka

Maka

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If I'm single for too much longer, I'll need to start aquiring more animals. My dogs already sick of me trying to snuggle with her so much. Lol she hates it.. smh
 
slave

slave

Senior Member
#24
Mar 20, 2015
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Pray.......
 
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Galatea

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#25
#25
Auction myself off on ebay to the highest male bidder. I'm estimating I might fetch $56.79, but that may be an overestimate.
 
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CaptainGoat

Guest
#26
#26
Get my coat.
 
Z

Zi

Guest
#27
#27
Post on every forum hoping anyone notices me
 
slave

slave

Senior Member
#28
Mar 20, 2015
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Re: If I'm Single For Too Much Longer, I'm Going To...


Give away my pet Lions, and Elephants. Well, at least the felt glow pictures of them in my (black light) prayer room.
 
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CaptainGoat

Guest
#29
#29
Take my mask off.
 
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Galatea

Guest
#30
#30
Zi said:
Post on every forum hoping anyone notices me
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Who told you my gameplan? I have thought about posting on the atheist forums in hopes that opposites really do attract. Plus, I might be an "exotic" there.
 
slave

slave

Senior Member
#31
Mar 20, 2015
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Become volatile...........................................................................................I'm mean vulnerable.
 
Z

Zi

Guest
#32
#32
You seem to be too sophisticated and elegant.. I'd put you in the Hamptons or some large Victorian estate.. with a price tag well above $56..
Galatea said:
Auction myself off on ebay to the highest male bidder. I'm estimating I might fetch $56.79, but that may be an overestimate.
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slave

slave

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#33
Mar 20, 2015
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#33
Be as nice to women as I am to myself; and submit to them above myself. Praying and becoming what it is a woman is praying a man can be in Christ to meet their needs. Nay, that won't work!....Wait what?!:confused::eek:
 
Lynx

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
#34
Aug 13, 2014
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Galatea said:
Auction myself off on ebay to the highest male bidder. I'm estimating I might fetch $56.79, but that may be an overestimate.
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You should throw a house in the deal. I am reminded of the woman who put her house up for sale on ebay and the terms of the sale are the winning bidder gets her as his wife.
 
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CaptainGoat

Guest
#35
#35
Galatea said:
Auction myself off on ebay to the highest male bidder. I'm estimating I might fetch $56.79, but that may be an overestimate.
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Naa! At least $56.80
 
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Galatea

Guest
#36
#36
Zi said:
You seem to be too sophisticated and elegant.. I'd put you in the Hamptons or some large Victorian estate.. with a price tag well above $56..
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Why thank you, very much. Who knows who might be bidding that day? Perhaps I'll luck out with a lonely, blind man with a large Victorian estate in the Hamptons. :D
 
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Galatea

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#37
Lynx said:
You should throw a house in the deal. I am reminded of the woman who put her house up for sale on ebay and the terms of the sale are the winning bidder gets her as his wife.
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Good idea, I think I'll throw in a dog house so he'll have somewhere to go when I am angry at him.
 
Magenta

Magenta

Senior Member
#38
Jul 3, 2015
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Just an FYI: rocking chairs and cat tails and paws do not mix...

RAWR
 
Z

Zi

Guest
#39
#39
Then you might be back on here if he gets tired of that..
Galatea said:
Good idea, I think I'll throw in a dog house so he'll have somewhere to go when I am angry at him.
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Yahweh_is_gracious

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#40
#40
If I'm single for too much longer, I am going to throw myself a party. I'd be the only one in attendance, but I'll have a party nonetheless. I could rent out the PlayPlace at McDonalds and sit all alone, eating my happy meal.
 
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