If I'm Single For Too Much Longer, I'm Going To...
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If Im single too much longer.. .Im probably just going to end up loosing what little of my mind I have left lol
Hey Everyone,
You know how people often make sarcastic comments/jokes about the supposedly bleak (and often comical) life that long-term single people are theoretically going to face?
Let's make the most of them here.
Finish this sentence:
"If I'm Single for Too Much Longer, I'm Going To..."
Give me a minute and I'll write a poll of common, humorous assumptions about long-term single people. The poll is going to be multiple choice and just for the fun of it, I'm going to make it so that we can see each other's answers (and maybe get some good banter going. )
And for the sake of discussion, I'm also going to include some comments I hope people will reply to in their post (for example, if you plan on becoming The Crazy Cat Lady in your singledom, how many cats will be your limit?) I will also surely miss some of the possibilities, so please be sure to include other choices I didn't include (or things people have said to you) in your post.
This thread is meant to be humorous, but any and all answers are welcome. Maybe you'd like to give serious answers about mission trips or other interests you plan to pursue as well.
All answers are welcome!! Marrieds are welcome to give their answers as to what they would do if they were single, too.
My purpose for this thread is just to cheer each other on in our daily lives as singles.
Happy sharing, and... Who's going to volunteer to come over and change all those litter boxes?!
(I personally nominate Lynx and Catherder.)
You know how people often make sarcastic comments/jokes about the supposedly bleak (and often comical) life that long-term single people are theoretically going to face?
Let's make the most of them here.
Finish this sentence:
"If I'm Single for Too Much Longer, I'm Going To..."
Give me a minute and I'll write a poll of common, humorous assumptions about long-term single people.
The poll is going to be multiple choice and just for the fun of it, I'm going to make it so that we can see each other's answers (and maybe get some good banter going. )And for the sake of discussion, I'm also going to include some comments I hope people will reply to in their post (for example, if you plan on becoming The Crazy Cat Lady in your singledom, how many cats will be your limit?) I will also surely miss some of the possibilities, so please be sure to include other choices I didn't include (or things people have said to you) in your post.
This thread is meant to be humorous, but any and all answers are welcome. Maybe you'd like to give serious answers about mission trips or other interests you plan to pursue as well.
All answers are welcome!! Marrieds are welcome to give their answers as to what they would do if they were single, too.
My purpose for this thread is just to cheer each other on in our daily lives as singles.
Happy sharing, and... Who's going to volunteer to come over and change all those litter boxes?!
(I personally nominate Lynx and Catherder.
)
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Why did I read this as "fart" instead of fort... I had this image of Cinder fluffing a huge stack of pillows that no fart could get through.
And... I didn't want to ask any further questions. (Except maybe, "Where on earth did you for lunch?", so that I can avoid that place like the plague.)
And... I didn't want to ask any further questions.
(Except maybe, "Where on earth did you for lunch?", so that I can avoid that place like the plague.)
ohhhh seoulsearch
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Why did I read this as "fart" instead of fort... I had this image of Cinder fluffing a huge stack of pillows that no fart could get through.
And... I didn't want to ask any further questions. (Except maybe, "Where on earth did you for lunch?", so that I can avoid that place like the plague.)
And... I didn't want to ask any further questions.
(Except maybe, "Where on earth did you for lunch?", so that I can avoid that place like the plague.)
C
Like this guy!
https://youtu.be/-W92Ux9GKAI
https://youtu.be/-W92Ux9GKAI