If I'm Single For Too Much Longer, I'm Going To...

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If I'm Single for Too Much Longer, I'm Going To...

  • Join Thursday night Bingo. I just need to keep a card with me at all times in order to remember how

    Votes: 1 3.1%

  • Buy a rocking chair (which will be my primary means of transportation.)

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Start collecting cats. (How many is your limit?)

    Votes: 3 9.4%

  • Start acquiring animals. (Which kinds and how many?)

    Votes: 2 6.3%

  • Start obtaining animals of all kinds--and open a zoo.(I can tell potential dates that I own my own b

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Become that creepy person who sits on a park bench and stares at everyone.

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Take up knitting--it'll come in handy when making sweaters for all my cats. (Sorry, chickswithsticks

    Votes: 3 9.4%

  • Play video games indefinitely while slamming Cheetos and Mountain Dew. (Which games, and which other

    Votes: 9 28.1%

  • Watch romantic movies 24/7. I like to torture myself with constant reminders of things I want but do

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Take up gourmet cooking--in the form of Hungry Man XXL frozen dinners.

    Votes: 7 21.9%

  • Welcome to the Jungle (my house will be overrun with plants... and other green things I will try to

    Votes: 1 3.1%

  • Meet other single people for coffee at McDonald's every morning--and complain about being single.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Quit shaving and grow that awesome beard I've always wanted. (Ladies, don't be afraid to admit this

    Votes: 7 21.9%

  • Become "that house at the end of the street" that everyone says is occupied by a creepy old person,

    Votes: 6 18.8%

  • Other -- There are so many awesome, humorous, sarcastic things to do as a single, I don't know where

    Votes: 7 21.9%
  • Total voters
    32
J0Hnnatcc3

J0Hnnatcc3

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wwjd_kilden said:
I now have a PS memory card.... so I guess I will round FFXII again .... :p

(Bohoooo I am back at the beginning an I keep dying as soon as any special creature appears)
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There are almost 20 FF games and you choose 12? No wonder you're single... Jk.
 
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Galatea

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#402
#402
J0Hnnatcc3 said:
You'd probably just get rabbits instead...

Oh well. Sometimes, when it comes to trapping your victims, you just got to "live and learn" I guess.
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I love rabbits! It's all good. Instead of being a crazy cat lady, I can become a crazy rabbit lady. It will give me an air of distinction to be different from all the other old maids.
 
J0Hnnatcc3

J0Hnnatcc3

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May 26, 2017
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Galatea said:
I love rabbits! It's all good. Instead of being a crazy cat lady, I can become a crazy rabbit lady. It will give me an air of distinction to be different from all the other old maids.
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*Old Mermaids.

You're never gonna live down the whole mermaid thing :D.
 
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Galatea

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#404
J0Hnnatcc3 said:
*Old Mermaids.

You're never gonna live down the whole mermaid thing :D.
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Well, I brought it on myself. Fortunately I have become a bit salty myself, absorbing all this saltwater. So my tolerance for salt is rather high.
 
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wwjd_kilden

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#405
#405
J0Hnnatcc3 said:
There are almost 20 FF games and you choose 12? No wonder you're single... Jk.
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I playe it at "school" (Folkehøyskole) , so since it was my first encounter with FF I love it.
I tried 10 later, but I hate the fact that the game screen locks when you are under attack.

I've heard 7 is great
Does it also lock the screen or can you move freely / flee during battle like in nr 12 ?
 
J0Hnnatcc3

J0Hnnatcc3

Senior Member
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May 26, 2017
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wwjd_kilden said:
I playe it at "school" (Folkehøyskole) , so since it was my first encounter with FF I love it.
I tried 10 later, but I hate the fact that the game screen locks when you are under attack.

I've heard 7 is great
Does it also lock the screen or can you move freely / flee during battle like in nr 12 ?
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7 is turn based too, but it's worth a look for sure. When I was younger, I loved 7 and 10
 
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pckts

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#408
Go off to the mountains somewhere and sulk in self-denial (hatred).
 
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pckts

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#410
J0Hnnatcc3 said:
Dude we're 25, don't move to the mountains yet.
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There is no social rejection or expectation in the mountains. My mug isn't shaped for this world. About 4 more years before I start looking at cabins.
 
Conversationand

Conversationand

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pckts said:
There is no social rejection or expectation in the mountains. My mug isn't shaped for this world. About 4 more years before I start looking at cabins.
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I'll pitch in. We can get a ranch where single men frolick about the pastures shooting guns, using power tools and heavy equipment, and driving and riding things that go fast. Bacon fed diet. Put them up for adoption.
 
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pckts

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#412
Conversationand said:
I'll pitch in. We can get a ranch where single men frolick about the pastures shooting guns, using power tools and heavy equipment, and driving and riding things that go fast. Bacon fed diet. Put them up for adoption.
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Then we could snapchat our activities, friend all of each other, and begin to develop self-worth.
 
J0Hnnatcc3

J0Hnnatcc3

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May 26, 2017
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Conversationand said:
I'll pitch in. We can get a ranch where single men frolick about the pastures shooting guns, using power tools and heavy equipment, and driving and riding things that go fast. Bacon fed diet. Put them up for adoption.
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I liked for bacon!
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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May 23, 2009
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Conversationand said:
I'll pitch in. We can get a ranch where single men frolick about the pastures shooting guns, using power tools and heavy equipment, and driving and riding things that go fast. Bacon fed diet. Put them up for adoption.
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J0Hnnatcc3 said:
I liked for bacon!
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Ok, seriously now.

We can't have the guys "hogging" all the bacon... :mad:
 
Lynx

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
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Aug 13, 2014
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seoulsearch said:
Ok, seriously now.

We can't have the guys "hogging" all the bacon... :mad:
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Wanna put that theory to the test? My money would be on the guys. Don't ever get between a guy and his bacon.

For the record I'm not too big on bacon. But from what I've observed, guys can hog all the bacon.
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

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#416
I can't speak for any other guy, but if some woman tries reaching for MY bacon, she's going to pull back her hand and see it's a bloody stump. Every dog can bite if provoked.
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
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May 23, 2009
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seoulsearch said:
Ok, seriously now.

We can't have the guys "hogging" all the bacon... :mad:
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Lynx said:
Wanna put that theory to the test? My money would be on the guys. Don't ever get between a guy and his bacon.

For the record I'm not too big on bacon. But from what I've observed, guys can hog all the bacon.
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Yahweh_is_gracious said:
I can't speak for any other guy, but if some woman tries reaching for MY bacon, she's going to pull back her hand and see it's a bloody stump. Every dog can bite if provoked.
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This just might be an idea for my next poll:

"How Much Do You Love Bacon?"

Yaweh's poll answer would (obviously) be, "I Love Bacon So Much, I'd Severe Someone's Hand In Order to Keep Them From Taking It From Me."

I'm not sure anyone could top that one.
 
Rochii

Rochii

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Jun 1, 2017
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I would definitely grow a big beard!! :p
 
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