We are decedents of space traveler’s; not monkeys

[tooldtocare]

We are decedentsof space traveler’s; not monkeys

Humans didnot evolve from monkeys. Humans have been humans since making our first step onthis planet.

Earth wasformed 4.543 billion years ago

The earthwas covered entirely in ice 2.6 million years ago (climate change debate is

Homo sapiensfirst walked on this planet 200,000 years ago. So humans have been around for amere 0.004% of the Earth's history.

It was not evolution that transformed us into what we are today, it was the seed of life thatvisitors “planted” on this planet.
Just as wewill do on another life supporting planet in our near future.

We are aliens on our own planet
The question remaining is when willthey say hello? ​

 

[NotmebutHim]

What about space monkeys????

J/K!!

 

[AllenW]

I totally disagree.

The earth is not 4.543 billion years old.

 

[FranC]

I totally disagree.

The earth is not 4.543 billion years old.

How old is it?

Is a birthday coming up?

 

[AllenW]

How old is it?

Is a birthday coming up?

Well, I'm still calculating, but it's older than you.

 

[FranC]

Well, I'm still calculating, but it's older than you.

Well, at least something is older than I am.

But, boy, you sure don't know how to keep a secret!

 

[AllenW]

Well, at least something is older than I am.

But, boy, you sure don't know how to keep a secret!

Actually, tooldtocare is too old to care.
So I just wanted to clarify things.

 

[BillG]

Well, at least something is older than I am.

But, boy, you sure don't know how to keep a secret!

?????????

Something older than you.

Nah

 

[BillG]

Well, I'm still calculating, but it's older than you.

You've always had a way with the women.

Shame it's the wrong way.

 

[FranC]

Actually, tooldtocare is too old to care.
So I just wanted to clarify things.

Oh shaw.
Everything is very clear now.

As clear as a dirty window...

So, 4.5... billion and you have to CALCULATE!!!
I'm a Young chick...

 

[FranC]

?????????

Something older than you.

Nah

Hey,

I don't want no slack from some guy that wears skirts...

You look pretty good BTW,

When are you making the jump to dresses??

 

[FranC]

You've always had a way with the women.

Shame it's the wrong way.

I can attest to that!

When he goes left,
I go right.
And keep going, and going, and going...

 

[BillG]

Hey,

I don't want no slack from some guy that wears skirts...

You look pretty good BTW,

When are you making the jump to dresses??

At the weekends

 

[BillG]

I can attest to that!

When he goes left,
I go right.
And keep going, and going, and going...

Are you ever right?

 

[FranC]

At the weekends

But that's when you invite me and Willie for lunch.

I don't think Willie will be too happy about having lunch
with a guy that wears dresses.

He looks good in shorts. I know. I remember....

 

[FranC]

Are you ever right?

I'm Always right.

The problem is getting Others to agree...

 

[BillG]

But that's when you invite me and Willie for lunch.

I don't think Willie will be too happy about having lunch
with a guy that wears dresses.

He looks good in shorts. I know. I remember....

Fancy Dress lunch?

RSVP

 

[BillG]

I'm Always right.

The problem is getting Others to agree...

Just flutter they They eyelids and shed a tear.
That normally works

 

[BillG]

Hey,

I don't want no slack from some guy that wears skirts...

You look pretty good BTW,

When are you making the jump to dresses??

Its a kilt.

FREEDOM

 

[FranC]

Fancy Dress lunch?

RSVP

OK. I could handle that..