Reasons You Should NOT Date Me

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MollyConnor

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#21
I am very sorry to hear that. You will be in my prayers.
Thanks! I just need to get over these things. When I say he was abusive, I mean he would cuss me out a lot. I'll be okay. :)
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

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You shouldn't date me because I am the OLDEST 40 year old guy on this planet. My back goes out more than I do. When I stand up, I make "old man noises". I constantly smell like Ben-Gay.

You shouldn't date me because I don't follow popular culture and I wouldn't know what you're talking about 90% of the time. With a few notable exceptions, everything after about 1975 is crap.
 

Lynx

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You shouldn't date me because I sing a lot to myself. As in all the time. It gets very annoying very fast.

Also I don't watch a lot of movies or shows. I have lots of things I would rather do than sit and watch a recording of people I don't know pretending to do things. So when you want to talk about that neat movie you saw last weekend, I will have no idea what you're talking about.
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

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#27
You should not date me because I will never really commit. I'll string you along in a very subtle, very emotionally destructive manner. You'll constantly question whether or not I like you, love you, am attracted to you, want to be with you, want to "be with you", where the relationship is going, if I am a "good bet" to latch your hopes and dreams onto, etc. I'll reject you in a million different ways, over a million different times. You'll eventually wonder if I'm gay. I'll both treat you better than any man has ever treated you, and hurt you worse than any man has ever dared. I'll waste 5 years of your life.
 

JesusLives

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Oct 11, 2013
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You shouldn't date me because I am the OLDEST 40 year old guy on this planet. My back goes out more than I do. When I stand up, I make "old man noises". I constantly smell like Ben-Gay.

You shouldn't date me because I don't follow popular culture and I wouldn't know what you're talking about 90% of the time. With a few notable exceptions, everything after about 1975 is crap.

Some of us women's like the smell of ben gay, my husband wears it all the time it's kind of refreshing.....the smell.
 

JesusLives

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#34
I like clutter and lots of cats.....
 

Pipp

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Georgia
#35
You shouldn't date me because I'm kinda silly for a grown woman.
 

Pipp

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Georgia
#36
Dont marry me unless you like listening to snoring every night.
 
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renewed_hope

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#37
You shouldn't date me because I am already involved with a great guy who appreciates me for me and doesn't buy into the nonsense other people start....plus, it would be kind of awkward for you if he were to see me with another guy and fun for me to watch guys fight over me :eek:

C'mon ladies that would be at least a little bit interesting, wouldn't it? ;)



I digress, I would never to such a thing to my beau he's too good of a guy :)
 
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toinena

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#38
You should not date me, because it is only room for me and my dog on the coach, in the bed and in the whole house, really.
 
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toinena

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#39
You should not date me, because I can only think metric