And here I was thinking, "Thank goodness. Chicks is here to save my bacon (quite literally)," and then I read of her love for Spam.
So. Much. Potential.
Everyone knows the only reason someone joins the dark side is for the cookies, and all I see are people offering me Meat-in-a-Pan and Opossum-in-a-Can (boy, would Dr. Suess ever be proud.)
If people started making me offers like this, then we'd be talking: