I'm so hungry I could eat a(n).......

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WineRose said:
I'm so hungry, I could eat Hell!
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you do realize that Hell hath enlarged itself right?
you wouldn't be able to even attempt eating a piece of it without getting burned lol(you are very silly perhaps gasp even sillier than me)
 
toinena said:
Since you couldn't eat sardines, I'll get controversial and say:

Santa Claus

And as he is an imaginary thing, I can't be blamed for cannibalism
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sorry to intrude on your thought but santa claus originally named Saint Nicolas,did exist so....
HOW RUDE lol!
 
I'm so hungry i could eat two botana locas. This time i'm really crying cuz nobody wants to go and i don't drive. :'"((
 
I'm so hungry I could eat a cactus. I have a habit of biting off more than I can chew and chewing it anyway as a "I'll show you" demonstration, so I'm gonna eat a cactus simply because others might think I can't. It might hurt me, but the bruise to your ego will be worth it.

Bite me.
 
Yahweh_is_gracious said:
I'm so hungry I could eat a cactus. I have a habit of biting off more than I can chew and chewing it anyway as a "I'll show you" demonstration, so I'm gonna eat a cactus simply because others might think I can't. It might hurt me, but the bruise to your ego will be worth it.

Bite me.
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No chilli for you,Sir?

I am so hungry I could never eat a dog but possibly a donkey.
 
toinena said:
No chilli for you,Sir?

I am so hungry I could never eat a dog but possibly a donkey.
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...and Jon said "Nay I shall not eat the chili for it giveth me the bubble-guts". And the people did rejoice. And they feasted upon the breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and orangutangs. Jon did look upon the Norweigan lady feasting upon the donkey and said to himself " a donkey tasteth like ass, and Doritos corn chips are finer, may I never eateth of the Donkey and and instead eateth of the Frankfurter if I be hungry".
 
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