Those pancakes are going to McDonald's. Believe it or not, I recognize the exact distortion pattern around the edges. That is exactly what we serve.
And the OP is definitely not here. He is there. In fact everybody here is there. I am the only one here who is here. Everyone else is there.
But then if you were standing two feet away from me you would still be there. Only I can ever truly be here, and my here goes wherever I go.
But then... that's neither here nor there.