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joefizz
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hmmm he gave me a sense of humor and a bit of an honor code,so perhaps I am funny and noble to God!
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joefizz
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That is a noble and worthy calling Joefizz, and yes for sure Jesus will honor that.
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joefizz
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joefizz
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alot better than that,gotta have butter and syrup lol.
How about buckwheat pancakes like this
Those pancakes are going to McDonald's. Believe it or not, I recognize the exact distortion pattern around the edges. That is exactly what we serve.
And the OP is definitely not here. He is there. In fact everybody here is there. I am the only one here who is here. Everyone else is there.
But then if you were standing two feet away from me you would still be there. Only I can ever truly be here, and my here goes wherever I go.
But then... that's neither here nor there.
And the OP is definitely not here. He is there. In fact everybody here is there. I am the only one here who is here. Everyone else is there.
But then if you were standing two feet away from me you would still be there. Only I can ever truly be here, and my here goes wherever I go.
But then... that's neither here nor there.
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joefizz
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correct you were the only one here,while we were not here!Those pancakes are going to McDonald's. Believe it or not, I recognize the exact distortion pattern around the edges. That is exactly what we serve.
And the OP is definitely not here. He is there. In fact everybody here is there. I am the only one here who is here. Everyone else is there.
But then if you were standing two feet away from me you would still be there. Only I can ever truly be here, and my here goes wherever I go.
But then... that's neither here nor there.
perhaps we sensed a lynx entering and ran lol!
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What if someone sat on your lap? Are they still there, or here?Those pancakes are going to McDonald's. Believe it or not, I recognize the exact distortion pattern around the edges. That is exactly what we serve.
And the OP is definitely not here. He is there. In fact everybody here is there. I am the only one here who is here. Everyone else is there.
But then if you were standing two feet away from me you would still be there. Only I can ever truly be here, and my here goes wherever I go.
But then... that's neither here nor there.
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joefizz
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But then... that's neither here nor there.
That is the correct answer, joefizz is, "neither here nor there", so then the mystery continue's
"Where is JoeFizz"
Still there. The only "here" is the space I occupy. Any space beside, below or above me, even in my lap, is there.
And if you try to sit in a feline's lap you will be disappointed. And probably bleeding.
And WineRose, there is no such thing as lynxes. One lynx, two lynx, the lap belonging to Lynx is Lynx' lap, and etc.