The Terrible Advice Thread

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WineRose

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Howdy! :)

Since I, myself, am not at all the best advice-giver, I just had an idea to create a thread completely dedicated to bad advice from others just like me. So...do your worst!!!
 
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If your girl is wrong, tell her directly by stating that she's overreacting, most likely because it's that time of the month, and to stop being a hag like her mother.

Also give her a jar of mayonnaise.

Her instinctive nature will then make you a sandwich.

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If you have acne, the best thing to put on it is Preparation H.. Seriously, it works.. lol
 
Seriously, I could put all my advice in this thread, because all of what comes out of my head is totally bonkers.

So my bad advice is: Listen to my advice!
 
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WineRose said:
Howdy! :)

Since I, myself, am not at all the best advice-giver, I just had an idea to create a thread completely dedicated to bad advice from others just like me. So...do your worst!!!
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This is so beautifully terrible winerose that I tried giving you rep again but still can't,any ways everyone stand back and let the master of bad advice show everyone my experience in giving bad advice...
Put toothpaste on a hurting tooth and let it dry so the pain numbs a bit.
 
toinena said:
Seriously, I could put all my advice in this thread, because all of what comes out of my head is totally bonkers.

So my bad advice is: Listen to my advice!
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Brilliant I mean Horrible lol!
 
mj007 said:
If you see a bull coming towards you, wave red at it. It's the only thing that scares bulls off.
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and if you want to survive a bull's charge,do the chicken dance and the bull will cease it's charge!
 
Eat garlic bread twice a day and you will continue to have great teeth and nice smelling breathe!
 
When hiding easter eggs put one in a tail pipe and you will not get in trouble.
 
Rolling yourself down the stairs is not only fun but involves no risk to yourself.
 
joefizz said:
Rolling yourself down the stairs is not only fun but involves no risk to yourself.
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Same goes for rolling your neighbors house.

No risk at all.

They will be thanking you forcefully.
 
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To fix a gamecube when it isn't reading discs well unplug it and pour water in it to fix it for the better!(true story)
 
The McDonald's Diet:

Breakfast: Sausage McMuffin with Egg, Fruit 'N Yogurt Parfait, and large coffee.

Lunch: Big Mac meal with fries, supersized. Large Dr. Pepper. McCafe Chocolate shake.

Supper: Sweet Barbeque Bacon Burger with Chicken Tenders. Large Coke.
 
Shake random trees that may have bees in them and you shall suffer no pain!
 
Call a girl fat in a joking manner then apologize in a joking manner and you will be rewarded very kindly!
 
Put a thumb popper on your face then remove it and walk around and no one will wonder why your face has lost color and become dark in one area on your face.
 
Touch a car lighter that is on,and it will slightly warm your finger!
 
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